[public|voice]

[drinkitlovelife]

Why does everybody think I'm a kid? I don't get it! There's no reason for it! Even people I've known for ages think I'm too young to drink?

Ugh.

Comments

[Voice]

[sockcapsoldier]

If it's any consolation.

Drinking isn't all, it's cracked up to be.

[Voice]

[drinkitlovelife]

This isn't about drinking! That was just an example!

[Voice]

[sockcapsoldier]

Well...at least it's a sign of lasting beauty, then?

[Voice]

[drinkitlovelife]

Ahaha, of course! Everyone else will be old and ugly way before their time, and I'll still look like this! ...who am I kidding?

[princelyspirit]

...okay, if they've known you for that long, they really should know better.

[drinkitlovelife]

People are stupid. What's making them think that?

[princelyspirit]

I don't know, but...well, how many of them knew how old you were to begin with?

[drinkitlovelife]

It's not like it's something hard to tell!

[flailingbento]

I maintain that if you didn't act like a kid, people wouldn't treat you like one.

...Just how old are you, anyway?

[drinkitlovelife]

Seventeen, stupid!

[flailingbento]

You're barely legal! It's not strange for people to mistake you for someone younger when you're practically that young anyway!

[drinkitlovelife]

Seventeen isn't twelve!

[godofrustration]

You have a youthful look. It's a good thing!

[drinkitlovelife]

No, it's not!

[godofrustration]

Kid, I would kill to be carded. I'm sure you find it annoying now, but when you're old and decrepit like me, you'll wish you weren't. Trust me on this.

[drinkitlovelife]

Maybe it's good when you're forty, but how's that supposed to help now?