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Snakes on a Plane. ETA: Summer 2006.

Feb 16, 2006 20:35

For those who are not in the know,Snakes on a Plane is a soon-to-be-blockbuster action-thriller movie slated for release in 2006. It's set on a plane, where an assassin, bent on killing a witness in protective custody, lets loose a crate of deadly snakes...on the plane! It stars Samuel L. Jackson. This is possibly the best idea for a movie ever, ( Read more... )

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Snakes on a Plane 2: Planes on a Snake. drinks_we_drank February 17 2006, 05:16:27 UTC

"Year 2060. The US Army now uses giant snakes as army bases. The biggest snake-base, Sssrah!, is being attacked by giant bees. It's the 5 snake's best pilots job to go out and defend the snake from the bees in their supersonic snake venom powered jet. "

Snakes on a Plane 3: Plakes on a Snane. drinks_we_drank February 17 2006, 05:18:45 UTC

"A non-sensical charming romp through the coma induced dreams of a retarded 12 year old boy. It could have a shocking twist towards the end revealing that the boy became retarded after watching Snakes on a Plane and its sequels. And he's in a coma because he got hit by a truck... full of snakes..."

Snakes on a Plane 4: The Snakeplane drinks_we_drank February 17 2006, 05:27:16 UTC

"The latest offering in the venerable Snakes saga contemplates the unthinkable: planes and snakes teaming up against a common enemy, the Snakeplane. A genius billionaire geneticist goes mad and becomes hellbent on 'purifying' the world by creating the Snakeplane, a 'biologically perfect' organism that is so fast 'you won't know whether to scream or to board the damn thing'. Protagonist L. Fishbourne illustrates difficult concept of the Snakeplane by drawing two dots on a piece of paper, and folding that piece of paper so that the dots meet. PG-13."