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[drinkuntilidie]

[These spiders are really getting on Kevas' last nerves. He can't leave his room without being bitten three or four times be the damn things. At this point he's not even trying to avoid stepping on them. Any of the little buggers that get in his way will become nothing but a smear

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*MAKES THE ROUNDS*

[sacredbrand]

You and a few others, I've noticed.

Were you bitten as well?

It's Nel M.D.

[drinkuntilidie]

Aye, and it be swellin' up pretty-[Kevas touches one of the swellings again, but this time a long strand of web fires out and attaches to the wall.]

What da hell!? Alright dere definitely be sometin' wrong wid me.

WTFH STOP BLOWING YOUR WEB EVERYWHERE

[sacredbrand]

Kindly explain your symptoms. Are you in any pain?

[She has fuck-all else to do but go around the Keep and offer magical healin'.]

STFU YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO *BLOWS WEB*

[drinkuntilidie]

I be...shootin' web.

[Confused troll is so confused. He continues examining his wrists and as he flexes his wrist another string of web shoots from the swelling plastering against the wall.

What's happening to him?]

[sanomorior]

Spider bite?

[FUCKING SPIDERS, SERIOUSLY]

[drinkuntilidie]

If not den dis be one helluva rash.

[sanomorior]

Symptoms?

[drinkuntilidie]

I be spraying web.

[And doing flips that would make a trapeze artist jealous.]

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[purrtndyfuntms]

:33 < :00 what happened?

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[drinkuntilidie]

[Blink. Is that supposed to be a face?]

Spidah bit me, and now I be shootin' web.

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[purrtndyfuntms]

:33 < :OO *nepeta pawnders whether it was really a spider or if purrchance it might have b33n a spidery troll or a troll purrtending to be a spider!*

:33 < *shooting webs sounds like a fun game! she says*

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[drinkuntilidie]

[It takes him a little longer to figure that one out.]

No I be pretty sure dat it was a spidah.

It be havin' its uses dat be fuh sure.

[In fact Kevas might be hanging from the ceiling as they speak.]