Why is marijuana not legal? Why is marijuana not legal? It’s a natural plant that grows in the dirt. Do you know what’s not natural?80 year old dudes with hard-ons. That’s not natural.But we got pills for that.We’re dedicating all our medical resources to keeping the old guys erect,but we’re putting people in jail for something that grows in the dirt?
You know we have more prescription drugs now.Every commercial that comes on TV is a prescription drug ad.I can’t watch TV for four minutes without thinking I have five serious diseases.Like: “Do you ever wake up tired in the morning?”Oh my god I have this, write this down. Whatever it is, I have it. Half the time I don’t even know what the commercial is…people running in fields or flying kites or swimming in the ocean.I’m like that is the greatest disease ever. How do you get that?That disease comes with a hot chick and a puppy. The schools now… It is all about self-esteem in the schools now.Build the kids’ self-esteem, make them feel good about themselves.If everybody grows up with
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Nobody knows why were getting fatter? Look at our lifestyle.I’ll sit at a drive thru. I’ll sit there behind fifteen other cars instead of getting up to make the eight foot walk to the totally empty counter.Everything is mega meal, super sized. Want biggie fries, super sized, want to go large. You want to have thirty burgers for a nickel you fat mother fucker. There’s room in the back. Take it!Want a 55 gallon drum of Coke with that? It’s only three more cents.
Sometimes you have to suffer a little bit in your youth to motivate yourself to succeed in later life. Do you think if Bill Gates got laid in high school, do you think there’d be a Microsoft?Of course not.You got to spend a long time in your own locker with your underwear shoved up your ass before you start to think,“You’ll see. I’m going to take of the world of computers! I’ll show them
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remember when we used to do crazy things like this in art? and then you'd come home & post it on my lj & i'd be like, "Katie, I can't believe you typed all that out" but its okay because the moon is made of cheese.
remeber how we used to snort sherbet and make sandwiches out of strawberry lollies and other random candys... hahaha you know it wasnt till i left that i realised you have become a really good friend of mine. justin said something the other week, and i said something about me and you, and he laughed at me for being your friend, and im like, ok the guy who fingered steffy li is laughing at me?!
omg. i so didn't know that. she drank my smirnoff tonight. i was not impressed. even less so when she decided to flaunt the fact that her and matt are engaged. HELLO HES LIKE 12. i don't like stef. at all. i got your letter this morning! thank youuu. I will write you one back in art & make everyone write a little bit. stay sweet x
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You know we have more prescription drugs now.Every commercial that comes on TV is a prescription drug ad.I can’t watch TV for four minutes without thinking I have five serious diseases.Like: “Do you ever wake up tired in the morning?”Oh my god I have this, write this down. Whatever it is, I have it. Half the time I don’t even know what the commercial is…people running in fields or flying kites or swimming in the ocean.I’m like that is the greatest disease ever. How do you get that?That disease comes with a hot chick and a puppy. The schools now… It is all about self-esteem in the schools now.Build the kids’ self-esteem, make them feel good about themselves.If everybody grows up with ( ... )
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Sometimes you have to suffer a little bit in your youth to motivate yourself to succeed in later life.
Do you think if Bill Gates got laid in high school, do you think there’d be a Microsoft?Of course not.You got to spend a long time in your own locker with your underwear shoved up your ass before you start to think,“You’ll see. I’m going to take of the world of computers! I’ll show them ( ... )
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and then you'd come home & post it on my lj & i'd be like,
"Katie, I can't believe you typed all that out"
but its okay because the moon is made of cheese.
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hahaha you know it wasnt till i left that i realised you have become a really good friend of mine.
justin said something the other week, and i said something about me and you, and he laughed at me for being your friend, and im like, ok the guy who fingered steffy li is laughing at me?!
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she drank my smirnoff tonight.
i was not impressed. even less so when she decided to flaunt the fact that her and matt are engaged. HELLO HES LIKE 12.
i don't like stef. at all.
i got your letter this morning! thank youuu. I will write you one back in art & make everyone write a little bit.
stay sweet x
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