Saundra to Jon, "look how good of a girlfriend i am... i cleaned your desk"

Jon to Saundra, "it looks great. i am not going to be able to find anything for a week"

During the 1982 Falklands war British pilots reported that penguins toppled over backward while gazing at the planes. British navy pilots were then banned from flying low over penguin colonies. It led to a UK government study of the penguin-toppling effect. For seventeen days two helicopters were flown from varying directions and heights over the ( Read more... )

The United States briefly enjoyed the services of a monarch, Emperor Norton I, who proclaimed himself Emperor of the United States and Protector of Mexico in 1859. He had all his "state proclamations" published in San Francisco's newspapers and wrote letters that were seriously considered by Abraham Lincoln and Queen Victoria

During the 6th Century, it was customary to congratulate people who sneezed because it was thought that they were expelling evil from their bodies. During the great plague of Europe, the Pope passed a law to say "God bless you" to one who sneezed.

i googled te word fascinating. the first website that came up was a site that gave a list of the top 10 urinals in existance.

enjoy
http://www.urinal.net/topfive.html#

an observation i have had over the years is the effect of girl to guy ratio on the population. in the Navy the ratio of guys to grls was 25 to one... and the girls were hideous, at Purdue university in Indianna it is lopsides at least 5 guys to every girl and the girls one again were grotesque? why? my theory is because they dont have to try... ( Read more... )

politicians are like diapers... they should be changed frequently for the same reason

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

If you can't drink and drive, why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?

Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?