homeowner's insurance

[dripp]

I was reading through my homeowner's insurance policy, and it looks like they're really trying to cover all their bases. Here are some of the funnier points:

• Nuclear disasters are not covered. However, if the building catches on fire from the heat, that is covered.
• If a volcano erupts, and ash falls on my condo that's so heavy as to cause other

Comments

[iq5203]

I would LOVE to see the definition of "warlike act" :)

Great!

[anonymous]

That's quite funny -- much better than my last renter's insurance policy. (My last excluded sonic booms, but did not explicitly avoid coverage of nuclear weapons).

- Aaron Powers