"twat? i cunt hear you, i have an ear infucktion. can you help me finger it out?"

[drive_by_teller]

iselle: you dont want to eat soap.
me and iselle in unisin: because youll get sick.
iselle: and i want to keep my testicles.
random bystander guy: me too.
me: *unable to contain laughter*

i love random shit, i love it here.
my future roommate is insane, without a doubt.

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[squeakyselly]

muhahahaha. you're officially stuck with me for two semesters!

[drive_by_teller]

and i couldnt be happierrrrrrrr!