http://www.nacholibre.com/

i hope its good eh?

btw, i know who stole my flip flops.
you better hope i dont find you.
out on the streets.

"So they were wed. Sasha of the Western Barony was then seventeen years old, thirty-three younger than her husband. She had never seen a man with his drawers off before her wedding night. When, on that occasion, she observed his flaccid penis, she asked with great interest:"what's that, Husband?" If she had said anything else, or if the had said ( Read more... )

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top songs of all time... go.(in no order whatsoever ( Read more... )

your face, like a flower
my face like a bee
your hooves dip into
the fluid softly
i want to eat your smile
i want hear you flee
clip clop clippy clee
hope you like me
take back my movie(s)
i got a late fee(s)

so, apparently if you try and scan and then print the image of a 20 dollar bill with the new scanner/printer your dad bought you for college. it just prints out the link to this website

http://www.rulesforuse.org/

should i be worried?

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Your Deadly Sins

Lust: 60%

Greed: 40%

Pride: 20%

Sloth: 20%

Envy: 0%

Gluttony: 0%

Wrath: 0%

Chance You'll Go to Hell: 20%

You'll die while in the throws of passion - the best way to go.

How Sinful Are You?

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that dude with the long hair on american idol is totally not gonna win. i dont care what paula thinks.