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[drivingwtopdown]

If you see something stalking you and it's made of metal. It's not my fault. There's a few crossed wires in them and I can't seem to, er, catch and keep them in one place long enough to fix them. I'm still thinking up names for them... Anyone have ideas?If you need a better description of them, they're small, round and hum a lot. I don't know what

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[adligen]

Stark...

[drivingwtopdown]

...What?

[adligen]

...

Try to keep the damage to a minimum if you can, yes?

[drivingwtopdown]

They're not weapons! I don't create weapons anymore!

[sugarforteatime]

One of them is trying to eat my donuts, I don't appreciate that at all.

[drivingwtopdown]

...They can eat too?

[sugarforteatime]

Certainly not very well ... or maybe at all, I merely said 'trying'

[drivingwtopdown]

...Do you see anything that could be considered as an "exit"?

[madhattersophie]

Hey, these sound kind of cute and not likely to kill me. If I find one, can I keep it?

[drivingwtopdown]

But I want to take them apart and see how they do the things they do! I'll... just build you a pet? I already promised Haruhi.

[madhattersophie]

But will you put them back together again, or just leave them as scattered parts everywhere?

[drivingwtopdown]

No. I'll just put them together again, then take them apart, modify a few things then put them together once more, then repeat the process until I'm satisfied with them.

[eighthmelody]

So that's what this little thing is?

There's one um...

...eating a sandwich here.

[drivingwtopdown]

...What does the mouth look like? I can't catch one to see what it looks like...

[eighthmelody]

...a lot like a human's actually.

...it wants another sandwich.

[drivingwtopdown]

Does it eat like a human? I mean, does it look like it's swallowing the food? Where does the food go? How does it come... out?

[not_that_harry]

Uhm...Stark. I think I may know why your machines are acting so weird and doing things they weren't really designed for...

I ran into a few of them, and... My magic doesn't really go well with machines, ya know, and...well...

Sorry?

[drivingwtopdown]

What?! I am not the greatest?!

How do I know you're right? I've done something like this before; build them and not know what they do until later. Well... actually that doesn't really happen that much anymore since usually I visualize what I'm going to build and the basics of what it'll do and really, there had only a few times in the last few months that I did something like this so maybe I was over due for something like that. When I was younger, some of my best work was done like this...

There might have been alcohol involved in their creation too so... It couldn't be magic.

Why does it have to be magic? I hate magic. Most of the time.

[not_that_harry]

I really don't know so...

Yeah sure, we'll go with that! It is tottally and completely you're fault. Your mechanical genious is the only thing behind the crazied little robots eatting everyone's food and chasing people. Go you!

I have no problem keeping my name as far away from this as possible...