Anyone wanna buy an elephant?
Groovemeister89: kevin,
Auto response from Kevuarto: I'm not talking to you because the voices in my head said you were crazy...
Groovemeister89: e have to go find a pig, and feed it bacon
Kevuarto: hahahahaha
Groovemeister89: yea
Kevuarto: that would mess with it so bad
Kevuarto: if it only knew what it was eating
Groovemeister89: hahah true
Kevuarto: I have a question for you
Groovemeister89: ok
Kevuarto: it's sort of a toughy
Groovemeister89: ok
Groovemeister89: shoot....me
Kevuarto: If you have 17 walnuts, 30 banannas, and 1.5 grapes,
Groovemeister89: ok
Kevuarto: then how many elephants does it take to catapult a zebra?
Groovemeister89: african, or indian?
Kevuarto: oh, indian definately
Kevuarto: the african ones are a bit unruly, and don't like me
Groovemeister89: no!
Kevuarto: hey, do want to buy an elephant?
Groovemeister89: you are supposed to say "oh, well i don't know!" "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!"
Kevuarto: oh no,
Kevuarto: the African elephants have gotten you!!
Kevuarto: NOONE IS SAFE!!
Groovemeister89: lol
Kevuarto: so, anyway, wanna buy an elephant?
Groovemeister89: no, i am good
Kevuarto: comeon
Kevuarto: you know you want one
Kevuarto: besides, they're very useful
Groovemeister89: no, i am quite alright
Kevuarto: they could eat one of your enemies!
Groovemeister89: i know,
Groovemeister89: oh well
Kevuarto: comeon man, this is a primo, 100% elephant
Kevuarto: that's twice as good as a 50% elephant
Groovemeister89: haha
Kevuarto: comeon, I'll give you the friends discount
Groovemeister89: no, i am good...
Kevuarto: do you want to see a picture of the elephant in question?
Groovemeister89: no,
Kevuarto: I'm sorry, but did you say yes?
Kevuarto: I couldn't hear
Groovemeister89: no
Kevuarto: I'll take your silence as a yes
Kevuarto: http://oak.cats.ohiou.edu/~mcfadden/img/giraffe.jpg
Groovemeister89: what a nice elephant
Kevuarto: ys, isn't she sweet?
Kevuarto: she can do tricks too
Kevuarto: got anything on a high shelf you want?
Kevuarto: she can get it
Groovemeister89: haha
Groovemeister89: nice
Kevuarto: she's a pretty orange color too
Groovemeister89: but i bet she has a tendancy to hit you withthe little horns during mating season
Kevuarto: comeon
Kevuarto: horns,
Kevuarto: no, no horns
Kevuarto: elephants have tusks dan
Kevuarto: they're called tusks, duh
Groovemeister89: that thing has horns
Groovemeister89: not tusks
Kevuarto: no, tusks
Kevuarto: Fine, if you're gonna be like that, no elephant for you!
Groovemeister89: good
Kevuarto: See what it's like when you go to school, and everyone else has a sweet, shiny new elephant,
Kevuarto: and you have nothing
Groovemeister89: lol
Kevuarto: still want the elephant?
Groovemeister89: how much?
Kevuarto: well, since you're a friend,
Kevuarto: only 30 penguins
Groovemeister89: ...nice
Kevuarto: 20 if they're big penguins
Kevuarto: ok, Dan, I have to be honest with you,
Groovemeister89: ?
Kevuarto: I may have tricked you
Kevuarto: that's not an elephant I'm selling you
Groovemeister89: i know,
Kevuarto: it's a kangaroo
Groovemeister89: it is most clearly,
Groovemeister89: an african swallow
Kevuarto: DAMN!
Kevuarto: you saw through my other lie!