Actually, the title of this post really doesn't have any bearing to its content. Really. (But it is a pretty good song, isn't it?)

Lately I have noticed a disturbance in the world of James Roo. Subtle as it may be, I can see through its deceptive cloak and I have peered right into its eyes.

( So to explain things, first off... )

For the humor quotent in my journal today, I present to you this sex meme, as filled out by me, the virginal James Roo. For those of you that have forgetten, I am what they call a "super virgin" as through no devices of geekiness, nerdiness, or fugliness I have managed to not only not have sex in the slightly over two decades of my life, but I have ( Read more... )

I was bored tonight and started looking up my place of work, Circuit City, on google. It's amazing how many pages are filed with complaints like this:

you can’t complain about service because there is none ( Read more... )

I broke my little toe last night! It really sucked, to be honest. I was walking into my room and stupidly left my sandals in front of my door. I kicked one which kicked the other which kicked my TV stand. Blinding pain shot through my leg and I hopped around until I beat my pillow to a pulp (originally I was going to throw my shoe but I likely ( Read more... )

Circuit City's PC serivices/Home theater installation team the Firedogs. To celebrate the launch, all employees (including us Roadshop guys which are typically left alone when it comes to gimicy store events) have to wear cheap t-shirts with the Firedog logo, Firedog baseball caps, Firedog little rubber wristband thingies, jeans, and sneakers (plus ( Read more... )

201 - Anti-smoking in public and private areas. No designated smoking areas unless completely enclosed and seperately ventilated - NO

-Why all the anti-smoking? It's already banned in buildings! Now we smokers can't even go outside at our work to an area designated for smoking? I can't bum one behind my store or go to that bench way off to the ( Read more... )

( My Motherf***in' past few days )

And just for the record, appearantly is one of those words I can never remember the correct way to spell. Darn phonetics ( Read more... )

Me want...

http://www.ultimatecarpage.com/pic.php?imagenum=1&carnum=2787

*Drools*

So, just incase you've ever searched for anything and got a link that said "XXXX.ytosapy.org" and it looked like a blog link, let me tell you ( Read more... )