So, there is a very good chance that I could actually become the real life Fletch. Thanks to my interest in journalism, I may very well be an investigative reporter with wit as sharp as cheddar. That wasn't very witty at all. Don't worry, I'm working on it.

I think that's all I got for now. I'll update again in the early AM.

Signing out,
Jane

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I promise to never do what is below this post again. Ever.

Can I borrow your towel, my car just hit a water buffalo.

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