In the words of one Erick "the Dutch" VanMalssen:

"Are you Dude Enough?"

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Have been feeling quite off lately - something about this ridiculous grey area that I seem to be in where the present gets lost in becoming the past with my future looming eerily on the horizon. I feel like I'm stuck in the perpetual space between, despite the fact that there is a definite date when my future will arrive and I'll be forced to move ( Read more... )

Just read it.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/01/02/AR2006010200282_2.html

No seriously. Just do.

Then again, maybe not. Just a few updates on what is goin' on in this crazy world I'm living in (I know, I know - it's all "me me me". Get over myself already ( Read more... )

And no, I am not talking about baseball (which, I believe is truly the most disgusting of sports due to the excessive crotch grabbing, ass-slapping, and let's not forget spitting). I'm talking cheerleading. "But Ashleigh," you say, "is cheerleading really a sport?" My answer to you is, "Sure". I mean, it's on ESPN every once in a while, and, if you ( Read more... )

But first is first ( Read more... )

First off, if you've never read William Faulkner's As I Lay Dying, be prepared for the ending to piss you off superbly, mainly because of the reason stated in the title to this post. If you've already read it, please feel free to commiserate with me. What a huge ass ( Read more... )

I can do basic math! YES! EAT THAT, COLLEGE EDUCATION ( Read more... )

... while an English degree is one of the most versatile degrees, it ain't gettin' you ahead in the job race. So, my word of advice to all you up-and-coming English graduates... STAY IN SCHOOL! There's nothing out here for you. Nothing I say! I'm still crossing my fingers for one of those nice little acceptance letters to come rolling into my ( Read more... )

Any normal person would think, "No ones weekend could get worse than just having their car stolen, right ( Read more... )