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In the morning I am: raring to go
All I need is: one more slave in a cage
Love is: an amazing gift
If I could be one place right now: back in Jamaica w/ priestesm
I'm afraid of: not much
I dream about: being back in Jamaica (with another slave in a cage)
Have you ever?
Pictured your crush naked?: hell yeah, naked and sweating
Actually seen your crush naked: yup
Been in love: yes
Cried when someone died: yes
Lied: little white ones
Coke or Pepsi: Pepsi
Flowers or candy: flowers
Tall or short: Tall
what do you notice first: eyes
Last person slow danced with: My wife
Worst question to ask?: so many little things piss me off, it's hard to choose
Who...
Makes you laugh the most?: Mark
Gives you a funny feeling when you see them: My wife
Has a crush on you?: no one that I'm aware of.
Easier to talk to: boys or girls?: both
Do you ever...
Save aol/aim conversations: sometimes
Save e-mails: sometimes
Wish you were a member of the opposite sex: once in a rare while
Cried because of someone saying something to you: yeah I think so
Have you ever...
Fallen for your best friend: yeah, once
Used someone: nope
Been cheated on: oh yeah
Done something you regret: yeah
Who was the last person...
You talked to: My wife
You hugged: My wife
You instant messaged: ponywitch
Laughed with: My wife
What's your favorite food?: anything my wife makes
What's your favorite fruit?: pears
Drink alcohol?: yes
Like watching sunrises or sunsets: both if I'm around
What hurts the most? physical pain or emotional pain?: depends
Trust others way too easily?: ::chuckle:: no
Final Questions....
I want: another slave in a cage, along with good friends and a healthy life
I wish: peace and love for my fellow man ::demonic laughter::
I love: asside from my wife?
I miss: my grandfather
I fear: not much
I hear: beasties chewing and moving about (not a slave in a cage)
I wonder: is it really dangerous to cross the streams?
How do you know it's love?: after the two of you have spent the weekend making total use of a playmate together, you realize that she's the only one you want to spend the rest of your life doing this with.
Alphabet Fun!
A-Appetizer of Choice: Mozzerella sticks
B-Best Friends: the list is short but distinguished
C-Choice of Meat: Beef, rare
D-Dream Date: 2 nubile slaves in a cage..... and my wife (and federal and state law suspended for 24 hours
E-Exciting Adventure: to discover the ancient burrial mounds of pagan Irish Kings
F-Favorite Song: "Heart of Steel" Man-o-War
G-Greatest Accomplishment: My marriage
H-Happiest Day of your life: 1/31/04
I-Interesting Fact: I was 16 the first time someone cut me with a knife in a fight
J-Just Say No to: right wing chrisianity, republicans, censorship and boy bands
K-Kool-Aid: the grape stuff rocked
L-Location: Somerset NJ
M-Marriage: yes, with the right person, otherwise, don't bother.
N-Name: Thomas Vincent Berger
O-Obsession: 2 nubile slaves in a cage....and my wife
P-Pizza toppings: pepperoni, sausage and mushrooms
Q-Question Asked to you the most: How's married life?
R-Real love: finally found it
S-Sex: only if it's as taxing spiritually and psycologicaly as it is physically
T-Television Show: nothing
U-Underwear: no
V-Video: anything with Lita Ford in it
W-Winter: get to wear my long coat!
X-X-ray: many
Y-Year born: 1968
Z-Zodiac sign: Cancer/monkey/holly tree
15 Years Ago, I:
1. was in art school
2. was teaching martial arts
3. had just almost gotten shot (always watch out for the xboyfriends)
4. was working at Prints Plus
5. was banging Kathy, Sue, Sandy and Francine (but never all together)
10 Years Ago, I:
1. had just ended my first engagement
2. had my own freelance art business
3. met a whole new group of friends
4. began studying Hung Ga Kung Fu
5. met Lars
5 Years Ago, I:
1. got my Massage Therapy License
2. got found by my cat
3. had a beautiful one year old niece
4. had nothing else any good in my life
5. still had nothing else any good in my life
3 Years Ago, I:
1. actually moved in with a wonderful woman who later became my wife
2. got a beautiful nephew
3. became the Stockwood Fight Choreographer
4. got a good job with Metrocalvista
5. met more wonderful friends
1 Year Ago, I:
1. had just gotten betrothed
2. lost my grandmother
3. my youngest sister got married to a good man
4. was working like crazy on Stockwood 2003
5. got stitches because of Stockwood 2003
Yesterday, I:
1. surprised my wife with a cooked meal
2. annoyed my wife by not coming to bed
3. covered a shift in one of my stores in Flemmington
4. made plans to do a henna design on my wife
5. did my Kung Fu homework
Today, I:
1. covered a shift in my store in Greenbrook
2. yelled at my annoying, yet good hearted full timer
3. took my less annoyed now wife to dinner
4. finally got on live journal
5. might possibly make sweet love to my wife
Tomorrow, I:
1. have to take my suit to the seamstress
2. am going to a sexy toy party in the afternoon
3. will sleep past 6am
4. will definitely do dirty things to my wife
5. will draw the dirty things I'm doing to my wife