One Year Plan

[drkludge]

So here is a listing of projects I would like to undertake/help others to undertake in the next year. Many of them are directly inspired by my stay in Black Rock City, but that doesn't mean they have to end there. Please feel free to comment/contribute if you can think of anything towards any of these.

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Comments

[rattymcfatty]

many of these things can be thrown in one.

for instance, dumpster diving co-op (6) can power it's grease generator (1) from grease disposal units behind arby's and other fine disgusting establishments. You can do all of this on your Multi-Porpose Variable-Back-Half Heavy-Duty Chopper (5), and instead of making a mobile port-a-john (4), just make a big enough hole in the seat, and let there be a pouch at the bottom of that bike tube thingy so you can empty out all the pee pee and ca ca in the middle of the street.

i have no clue about 2 or 3, but who knows. i hope you like the ideas so far.

[rattymcfatty]

oh yeah, i got it. for number you can make number 2 from a water filtration system from your pee pee in your mobile porta john (4). after all, urine is just pneumonia with dead virusy thingys. so heat it up somehow, probably through grease fires, and then wash your dishes with your urine. sounds delicious already. oh, and if you drink your disgusting urine after using it to wash your dishes, i'm sure you'll be up for hours throwin up, which solves number 3. so there you go, neema's quick & easy solutions to your year of engineering.

[bassnectarine]

I love the mobile porta-a-potty mutant vehicle idea, although I'd be pissed if it came my way while I was out on the playa in need of some serious porta potty action. Remember- chicks can't pee backwards!

As far as the greasy spoon goes, it will take a lot of energy and money, but I'm willing to have a "see my titties and ass" fundraiser for the BRC diner if needs be. Who cares that they'll see it all for free on the playa. We'll need money if we're going to feed hordes of drugged out burners in the wee hours of the morning.

p.s. Next year it's all about me finding a shenis.