The birds and the bees and the alphabet

[drmono001]

On the way to school today something very strange happened. Right in front of the school too. It was a time of day when there are few cars on the road and few people outside of the school. I saw a pair of bright yellow wings dart through the trees and bushes right next to the building. I thought woah that is one fast bird. I looked ofr it but I

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[brennessel]

Squirrels are extremely stupid. They sit on the edge of the road until a car comes, when they make a mad dash for the middle. It's like they're suicidal or something. It's kind of amusing in a warped, sadistic sort of way.

[g0_t0_sleep]

hey adrian this is paulina. i came across your journal so im adding you.
anyway, once this kid in my old school had a baby squirrel pet and he used to bring it to school everyday and carry it in his pocket. No teachers noticed until one day it scaped his pocket and was running around the classroom. it was hilarious. Oh and once he made it drink beer and i think it passed out and died. Quite sad. :'(

[sweetiepie7897]

aw.

[wiggywoo]

i just remembered this.

i used to have a reoccuring dream where i kept a chipmunk as a pet in my room and my parents didnt know about it :)

yea that was random. just felt the need to share

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[maxpower24c]

Squirrels are evil, man!
No one would care about one less.
And even if you did get rabies, recent advances in science would just make it very painful ;-)
not fatal...