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Ticketmaster says, "Don't miss Godsmack." Would I ever ( Read more... )

I
sell
quilts
at
discount
price,
livin'
in
an
Amish
Paradise.

I'm going to be the kind of mother who steals her son's(') video games and hides them so they'll learn a lesson, but they won't learn a lesson and they'll just get mad and continue playing the game once they find it behind a box on the front porch and not give a damn about investing so much of their time in something unproductive and insignificant ( Read more... )

Nothing feels worse than feeling stupid, as in unintelligent, unable to understand something worth understanding.

I GOT TO GO ON STAGE AND BEND OVER FOR HOT BLACK BREAKDANCERS.
HERE'S TO BEING 20.

I am in the library with exclusively Chemistry majors and I know something is terribly wrong with me.

Animal Collective is touring this year-- coming to Southgate House in Newport, KY on May 15th. Let's go, aight? And get tickets as soon as possible cause that shit'll go fast. That show will be raw and you know it.

That's real nice, Common, having Will.I.Am produce your single, using clips of Martin Luther King's "I Have a Dream" speech with the hook: "I have a dream that one day we're gunna work it out out out, we're gunna work it out." Aw, that's almost as inspirational as your freckles. Almost as inspirational as your kisses under the mistle. Didn't Will.I ( Read more... )

No reflective post here. I don't think in YEARS, like "Best Moment/Album/Party/Sex/Friend of the Year was...". What's a YEAR anyway? Who said I have to live my life according to the schedule of the spinning earth? What's earth got on me? I live my life according to U2 album releases. They released an album of hit singles in late November, so I made ( Read more... )