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Late night infomercials are numerous. Usually if the tv is left on, it's easy enough to ignore.
But I swear, the one on the screen is a glorified cock ring. For erectile dysfunction.
I'll be honest, I didn't really go through the whole sex jokes are funny stage all that much. I'm pretty prudish when it comes to discussing things out loud. This had me giggling.
It acts like a vacuum, you put it on and it draws blood up, forming an erection. (coughcockringcough) ...Okay, so the whole vacuum thing is a little different than a cock ring, which stems, not draws. Still.
Leave it on up to thirty minutes (Umm... I know that the actual deed is rarely that long. But, well, all I can think of is you need to either sacrifice the foreplay or set a timer).
Still. I suddenly felt the joke.
But I swear, the one on the screen is a glorified cock ring. For erectile dysfunction.
I'll be honest, I didn't really go through the whole sex jokes are funny stage all that much. I'm pretty prudish when it comes to discussing things out loud. This had me giggling.
It acts like a vacuum, you put it on and it draws blood up, forming an erection. (coughcockringcough) ...Okay, so the whole vacuum thing is a little different than a cock ring, which stems, not draws. Still.
Leave it on up to thirty minutes (Umm... I know that the actual deed is rarely that long. But, well, all I can think of is you need to either sacrifice the foreplay or set a timer).
Still. I suddenly felt the joke.