I got David Sedaris to come into the bookstore and sign some stuff for customers/friends. He declined all pictures, as he has recently "turned 51." I do have a picture of his nut roll, though.


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Man, is it times like these where I wish my camera wasn't broken. Earlier last month it fell itself off of a desk with the lens still all out there for the world to appreciate. I am at work (the bookstore) and in the cafe adjacent, sitting at a table, there is a late twenty-something talking man (6'1", brown hair) animatedly into a bluetooth ( Read more... )

Last night I had a dream where I believed in the Christian God and I almost woke up screaming/crying.

I've gotten the internet back and am also living in Idaho now.

Before I left, this happened (Hank, these are for you):


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You wouldn't think driving 17 hours from Palestine, Texas to Tucson, Arizona, having only eaten a whatachicken sandwich but drinking 5 or 6 20oz cups of Dark Roast truck stop coffee, 5 cans of coke, and two energy drinks could be good for you. And it isn't. After a point, especially horizontal, it's like being drunk only 'the spins' are more like ( Read more... )

myspace deleted my account and no one from customer service emails me back. it's the internet equivalent of turning the lights out and hiding behind the desks. i saw a shooting star tonight; rode my bike a lot; jumped on some roofs; smoked hash and drank; art and vandalism. still up at 7am, from the grill. pictures soon ( Read more... )

I found a pond filled with about 14 turtles. I have passed it by probably 600 times a year,but i'm sure more. The last time I was there, there may have been several goldfish or a solitary turtle at the bottom, but it's just bananas now. I'm going to get some whatever-turtles-eat and SPOIL THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS.

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Somewhere between thinking and falling asleep last night I heard a man yelling out front of The Buffet. He yelled as a car sped away and I could tell from his voice that he was fat and white and from his location and the hour that he was shit-faced. "You! You come back here!" and that's all. Summer's going to blow ( Read more... )