hate hate hate!!!!
Im in a bitchy mood.
I HATE:
Typical men (Noooo thank you!!! Its my mouth thats doing the talking, not my tits!!!!).
Cliff Richard (God that man annoys me!).
Michael Crawford (He is not funny. Never has been. He is a dick).
Men who come out of the toilets still zipping up their trousers (Thats a sure *I didnt wash my hands* indication).
Men who smoke after sex (You shag us then want to kill us with asthma attacks and cancer? Sheeesh).
Men who fall asleep after sex (Wake up you shit, Im still horny).
Spiders (Creation of the devil).
Champagne (Just tastes like cider but not as cheap).
Jack Daniels (The drink)
Jack Daniels (My neighbour).
Men with hairy backs (Ever heard of evolution?).
People who are obsessed with money (Erm... can I delete this one?).
Boring people (Hey why wait until you're old, die now, you might as well).
Slaggy/slutty/loose/tarty men (Urgh. I dont know where you've been or what STD you might have).
Men who think "Oh I wont be able to do that if I get married. Ill live my life and have my career first" (Why does getting married stop you living?).
Germany (Im not racist, I have my reasons. Baaaaad experience).
Kate Winslet (DONT ASK).
Stag/hen nights (Why celebrate having your freedom? why get married if you want to mess about? shouldnt you be celebrating actually getting married?).
Fangirls who fangirl who they're fangirling's other half (OMGiwanttocrywheneveriseethemtogether).
Sean Connery ("Yesh" isnt a turn on. "Shecksh").
Dale Winton (Too camp. Too tanned. Too fucking annoying).
Barbara Windsor (Could once get away with "Ooh Sid" and that cackle of a laugh but no more).
Busted (Crap crap crappity crap).
McFly (The poor mans Busted).
Colin Farrel (How he finds women willing to sleep with him is beyond me).
Selfish people (Its all me me me me me me me me me me fuck you memememememe).
Chat rooms ("Hi. Im Ron, 35, from Leeds and Ive murdered my last 3 wives. Fancy a chat?").
Men who leave the toilet seat up (Why lift up the lid never mind the seat! You get most of it the friggin floor anyway!).
Taxi drivers (Talk talk talk talk fucking talk!!).
Wind (The kind that blows your hair all over and in front of your face when a gorgeous bloke walks past).
Public toilets (They smell of dead bodies and shit thats been festering for 63 years and once you come out you can smell it on yourself. Not good).
Im sure there are loads more!