[Sent Friday, January 20th to Slug & Jigger's, addressed to Jason Richland, marked 'Fragile']
Sir Richland,
Would suggest that unwanted thoughts merely distracting thoughts; unwanted thoughts mustn't exist, for patients control thoughts and thus thoughts must be wanted.
Suggest thoughts improper, not unwanted.
Enclosed: one remedy.
- Miss Phillips
(Included: a ribbon, obviously taken out of Leah's hair, that smells quite like her.)
[sent...hmm. March 14th, let's say! Just for kicks.]
Jason,
Helloooo! I haven't heard from you in far too long! What have you been doing? Something fun, I hope! Or exciting. Are you off having adventures without me?
I couldn't blame you if you were. :)
Everything is going fine here at Hogwarts! Everyone seems to be worried about the OWLs coming up, but I'm not too concerned. Is that awfully strange?
Hey there! I'm always having adventures without you. Don't you know? It's my perogative to get all the excitement out, so that I can be the most boring person you know when you see me.
You'll do great on the OWLs. Much better than I did... though that's not saying much, eh?
Don't tell Mum that you're not concerned. She'll give you three times the concern that you need and want, trust me.
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Dearest Mr. Richland,
Diagnosis sketchy; would suggest Thought Infestation, but unfortunately not proper season. Advise bedrest.
Sincerely,
Leah Phillips
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Sir Richland,
Would suggest that unwanted thoughts merely distracting thoughts; unwanted thoughts mustn't exist, for patients control thoughts and thus thoughts must be wanted.
Suggest thoughts improper, not unwanted.
Enclosed: one remedy.
- Miss Phillips
(Included: a ribbon, obviously taken out of Leah's hair, that smells quite like her.)
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Jason,
Deepest apologies. Picked wrong antidote; enclosed was antidote for impotence.
Will see you seen, and will diagnose/operate/cure ASAP.
Sincerest Regards,
Leah
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but.
HELLO JASON'S NEW ICON.
I WISH TO SEXXX YOU UP.
KTHXBYE.
::runs::
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Jason,
Helloooo! I haven't heard from you in far too long! What have you been doing? Something fun, I hope! Or exciting. Are you off having adventures without me?
I couldn't blame you if you were. :)
Everything is going fine here at Hogwarts! Everyone seems to be worried about the OWLs coming up, but I'm not too concerned. Is that awfully strange?
I hope everything is going well for you!
I love you,
Emily
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Squirt!
Hey there! I'm always having adventures without you. Don't you know? It's my perogative to get all the excitement out, so that I can be the most boring person you know when you see me.
You'll do great on the OWLs. Much better than I did... though that's not saying much, eh?
Don't tell Mum that you're not concerned. She'll give you three times the concern that you need and want, trust me.
Love!
Jason
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