Bye bye spring break

[dropdeadwally]

What a spring break, it started off really really shitty but got progressively better. Getting sexiled on several occasions and getting bailed on when I had plans with people made me think it was a mistake not going to LA, but then he said hi to me; no I'm not talking in a homosexual way I'm talking about DEVAL PATRICK

Comments

[anonymous]

*strumpet, and that was hilarious! that whole night was funny.

[lets_divein]

whyyyyyy didnt anything think to video tape browne?! thats fucking hillarious

[anonymous]

That chick Joe and I sandwiched...and Luis and I sandwiched...and dewey, joe and I sandwiched was so hot. Until she ran off with my scrotum full of candy after an hour and a half of dancing. Drunken trollops, awesome.

In any event, you forgot about the cops showing up! Thats a pretty epic part of the story. Or Dewey slowly unbuttoning his shirt as this guy's girlfriend stops heading to her boyfriend's room and just stares at dewey. So, the guy comes back out of the room and grabs her hand, pulling her towards the room as she continues to look back at Dewey, unbuttoning his shirt. So as the enter the room Dewey heads into the room, his shirt fully unbuttoned now, with them as the door is closed on his face and locked. Also, that gay guy who tricked Dewey into coming to his room with him and then strategically snuck a kiss on him.

Conclusion, Wally left out all the good parts.

[anonymous]

I showed the "gay guy" that comment, and he had this to say:

"In all fairness, Dewey forced me to kiss him to prove that I was gay. I was very hesitant, and only gave a brief peck after his continued insistence.

;)

-ducker"

Anyways, great night guys, even though people keep saying my friends are sketchy. I would love to come to St. Patty's, but I think I'm going to FL for spring break.

Party on,
Luis

[anonymous]

*insistence that he wasn't gay, not that he should kiss me.