Yes, These Things Happen In Real Life, #31

[dropkickpuppy]

I was running errands and stopped by the gas station. Ran into an acquaintance buying beer who casually asked what I was doing today. Nothing. With a mischievous grin, he told me to pull the car around behind the store. He followed. I figured he was going to give me a quick blowjob

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[dropkickpuppy]

It's been decided among my friends that when we go camping or to spring break or a cabin in the woods, I'll be the first to die. I consider it a public service. Someone has to warn the hero that this is to be a horrorshow.

And if I don't die, my survival alerts the hero that they are now starring in a porno.

[psion_dynamo]

*chuckle*

This is pretty accurate, I think.

[psion_dynamo]

sometimes, just sometimes, I'd like a day or two of your life.
XD
I hope you didn't have anything important to do that day.