Christmas In October

[dropkickpuppy]

I learned this trick from my dorm-neighbor freshman year:

1. Get really, really wasted.
2. Go on ebay.
3. Buy your future self presents.

Today, I received a gift-wrapped package of twenty sample bottles of cologne. AWESOME! I smell like Antidote by Viktor & Rolf right now, but I'm going to shower soon because I'm too impatient to wait twenty days

Comments

[bizarre]

did you take 20 showers?

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[jon_oh]

Dan, I assume?

Because I'm pretty sure I remember him drunkenly stumbling into my room around 2AM on a Thursday morning to tell me that he had done this.

Which was not the same day that I stood in his open door and watched him snort a line of adderall off the cover of a Quest for Justice textbook.

Re: ...

[dropkickpuppy]

Haha- That's the one. The best present ever was a jar of green salsa and a handwritten note thanking him for doing something heroic.

[cnd71sf]

Isn't cologne anti/bear-cub?