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i decided to try this fanfiction thing. looked interesting!
title: fairest
written by: ryuk
fandom: death note
[ooc note: it's meant as a parody of greek myth, has spoilers for the series - for all intents and purposes, filtered from those who might go "omg what?!" about light's true identity or whatever.]
they sat around a small table, all looking at the dark red apple.
"it should be mine," said light. "because i'm crafty and i can kill all of you."
"ah, but light-kun," said l, standing tall, except hunched over too. "i can kick your ass. didn't you see the last two episodes?"
light, to prove he had, punched l in the face. "did i get the right angle?"
"nevermind you two," said near. "i'm hungry and that looks sweet. let me have it."
"fat chance," said light. his hair swished fairly in the suddenly-appearing spotlight. "because not only am i badass and crazy, but i have awesome hair and everyone wants me." he looked at l.
near looked at l.
l shrugged. "i don't see what that has to do with anything."
near made a very emphatic "ewwwwwwwwwwwwww" face.
l shrugged again, then went to find himself something else to eat.
"wait!" said light. "this isn't over! we haven't chosen who gets this apple!"
"what apple?" asked near.
"eh?" light looked at the table. only very faint traces of apple remained (author's note: if you don't know what "traces of apple" are like...i really pity you.)
the sound of an fashionably-dressed shinigami, chuckling to himself could be heard off in the distance.
ryuk chewed thoughtfully. "everyone knows i'm the fairest anyway," he said before throwing the stem down his throat.
title: fairest
written by: ryuk
fandom: death note
[ooc note: it's meant as a parody of greek myth, has spoilers for the series - for all intents and purposes, filtered from those who might go "omg what?!" about light's true identity or whatever.]
they sat around a small table, all looking at the dark red apple.
"it should be mine," said light. "because i'm crafty and i can kill all of you."
"ah, but light-kun," said l, standing tall, except hunched over too. "i can kick your ass. didn't you see the last two episodes?"
light, to prove he had, punched l in the face. "did i get the right angle?"
"nevermind you two," said near. "i'm hungry and that looks sweet. let me have it."
"fat chance," said light. his hair swished fairly in the suddenly-appearing spotlight. "because not only am i badass and crazy, but i have awesome hair and everyone wants me." he looked at l.
near looked at l.
l shrugged. "i don't see what that has to do with anything."
near made a very emphatic "ewwwwwwwwwwwwww" face.
l shrugged again, then went to find himself something else to eat.
"wait!" said light. "this isn't over! we haven't chosen who gets this apple!"
"what apple?" asked near.
"eh?" light looked at the table. only very faint traces of apple remained (author's note: if you don't know what "traces of apple" are like...i really pity you.)
the sound of an fashionably-dressed shinigami, chuckling to himself could be heard off in the distance.
ryuk chewed thoughtfully. "everyone knows i'm the fairest anyway," he said before throwing the stem down his throat.