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[drownbythebeach]

I wonder if my mother still stockpiles Valium. Oh how I require V.

Today I was saved by a God, from three brutes who tried to rob my Old Lady store. Twats.

Comments

[seminalsemiotic]

At least they didn't take the Olde Lady Pump...

[drownbythebeach]

Actually, that would have been okay with moi!

[lanieiswaycool]

tres not cool big brother boy!

[drownbythebeach]

I'll tell them you said so!

[lanieiswaycool]

Why steal old things when you can steal new things?

They didn't hurt you, did they?

[drownbythebeach]

Mostly I think they wanted money.

No, pet. My Saviourgod made sure I was alright.