A is for AGE: Only 14. ::sigh::
B is for BOYFRIEND's name: None, thank God.
C is for CAREER: I hope something in genetics, psychiatry, or optometry. Don't ask me how they're all related.
D is for DAD's name: Which one? I've got Kymball, Roger, and Laurence. In that order.
E is for ESSENTIAL item to bring on an airplane: Hand sanitize-y stuff.
F is for FAVORITE song at the moment: Vermilion Pt 2 - Slipknot or Mr. Jones - Counting Crows
G is for GIRLFRIENDS FEMALE FRIENDS: So confused...
H is for HOMETOWN: Lindon
I is for INSTRUMENTS you play: I like to pretend I can play the guitar. But I used to take piano. Then I quit. Resilience. Pass it on.
J is for JAM or JELLY you like: Raspberry and Blackberry. But not together.
K is for KIDS: It's not sanitary.
L is for LIVING arrangements: Alive.
M is for MOM's name: Only one this time. Penny.
N is for NAME of your pet: I used to have a goldfish named Beau. Then it died.
O is for OVERNIGHT hospital stays: Just the one time right after I was born.
P is for PHOBIA[s]: Birds. And mirrors at night. Don't ask why. Sometime old people scare me though, too.
Q is for QUOTE you like: "They had an accident and they never noticed anyway. A lack of originality, couldn't focus on the day. So much for the radio; everybody sounds the same."
R is for RELATIONSHIP that lasted the longest: I would call it a relationship, but 6 months.
S is for SINGER you like most: That chick from Cranberries.
T is for TIME you wake up: 5:30 am.
U is for UNIQUE trait: I can crack the bones in my foot, like, a billion times.
V is for VEGETABLE you love: Broccoli. Preferably steamed or raw with ranch.
W is for WORST habit: Biting my nails, but I just can't stop.
X is for X-RAYS you've had: Once, when I had this weird lung thing going on.
Y is for YUMMY food you make: Toast.
Z is for ZODIAC sign: Aries.
My life is over. Rar.
Lyrics of the Update:
She loves a puppet. He's made of flesh and blood. His footsteps make a heave thud. His porch light's on, but no one's home. I'd love to make her mine, but I'd have to wonder why she loves a puppet.
**** She Loves a Puppet by E ****