To Masturbate or Not To Masturbate...That Is The Question...

[drownedinshots]

Ladies and Gentlemen, I have come to a theory* in regards to the subject that is........ M A S T U R B A T I O N. If one performs the act of masturbation numerous times...and i am referring to more than three times a day and everyday...it starts to suck and become boring. I have also come to the realization that those who satisfy themselves in

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[kindalikeurmom]

and remember kids: "like country line dancing, ejaculation is a two step process."

[garyjames]

awesome theory!