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*evil laugh*
Plotting... -
Oh my
VH1 reality tv... I <3 you -
England, Round 4
Last night was hella low key. After some...decent Pad Thai for lunch, I spent the afternoon watching bad British game shows (The Weakest Link is still on here!!! Holy crap!) and feeling nauseous. Good times. Ordered some room service for dinner. Garlic bread: A-. Pizza: D+. The old saying about pizza always being good..SHENANAGINS. Pepperoni, ( Read more... ) -
England, Blog 3
So... I believe we left off after I recovered from tripping over a chicken bone in a seedy area on my birthday ( Read more... ) -
Dear UK, stop giving me insomnia. Kthnx
Some math to end the night with:
Take one American Lady add to that one highly attractive British Man (aka the lady's pen pal since she was 15).
Add excellent Italian food (not paid for by the lady) and one bottle of Pinot Grigio Rose (consumed by the lady in under an hour).
Multiply by Tiramisu instead of birthday cake.
What do you get?
A very drunk ( Read more... ) -
Guilty pleasure
Taylor Swift...
why you be so grood? -
fo realz
Dear Shoulder, Back, and Hip:
STOP FUCKING HURTING! You are kinda ruining my day.
kthnx.
<3, Melissa -
England, Round 2
Last night was pretty low key. Some bad british tv, cheeseburger, fries covered in malt vinegar, and a bubble bath (who still takes those?!?!). The neighbors didn't keep me up. Previously unstated is that the walls are think like prosciutto. If someone in another room walks, speaks, sneezes, jumps on the bed, coughs, or pees... I can hear it loud ( Read more... ) -
Dear England,
I think I love you ( Read more... ) -
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Hi. My name is Melissa and I overreact. :)