i was walking and then it was raining, and then raining a lot.
my phone is wet a lot.
it does not work a lot.
sorry guys.

my cell phone is depressed; ever since it got back from the moon all it can think about is going to space again.
and how much it hates giving speeches.
it's a do-er, not a say-er.

also, it's thinking of leaving its wife for some lady it met like once in new york.
big, sloppy mistake.

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its fall break, and i ain't seen no raw, cold titties.
but my face is wildly covered in nipples.
.
stuff is got bouncy mostly.
lets go to bounce U.

life is a lot like a trampoline.
with you know, the different fun bouncing and cool tricks you can show your friends.
and the nylon.
but also, you know how kids are always trying to fall and break their necks off on the metal part with the springs?
now that's really something else.
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i like tomato i like vinegar i like salts.
i'm just not unsterdand how there sugar.
otherwises i would be eating more of all of them together. it would even be for me that i would liked it.

in addicion to them, i got less to saying right now, because of the goings onward.
suddenly

after reading kyle's livejournal entry, i've decided that if you dont like tarantuloco, you really must be listening to way too much dave mathews.
and not enough arethra franklin.
or something like that.

alright!
so i'm in this band called TARANTULOCO, right ( Read more... )

i get wet when i know that you're dying.
i get wet without even trying.

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i got new friends, AND i still like all my old ones.
its easy!

i can usually just do anything.