Pedicures are equal to bad karma

Nov 30, 2006 15:01

I don't think I'm going to type this entry in paragraphs. I am quite dissatisfied with my feet as of late. Ever since I started this job, my feet have been disgusting. You would think my feet would be more disgusting while waiting tables, not working in an office. Granted, my feet don't smell bad anymore (unless it's a rainy day and the material of ( Read more... )

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juliet_demarcus December 1 2006, 02:38:47 UTC
You know, sometimes when I damage my feet, either with bad shoes or my cat scratches me or something...I noticed that they are often the slowest area to heal. I'm not sure why. I always figured in my case it's because my feet are always cold and probably have no circulation. Beats me. I wouldn't worry about it though, I'm sure they will heal up and it doesn't look like you have a flesh eating disease, silly ( ... )

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drownyourfears December 1 2006, 03:04:25 UTC
Haha, I'm glad you enjoyed it. I should probably do more of this. It might help clear my mind some, even if I don't let people read it.
And yeah...G is my pookie. I'd offer to share him, but I'm very greedy in that aspect. Haha. And like I said...if all of his friends weren't musicians I'd get him to set you up. Haha...hopefully none of his friends will get too pissed when they read that. They don't know what I mean by that, anyway.
The guy that says the "Band-Aid" thing is the same guy I was telling you about the other day - the crazy one that's probably dead in a ditch somewhere. Hopefully he won't read this, either. But at this point...I don't care. It would be nice to know if he was still alive, though.
And I really don't get this whole Britney Spears thing. Just leave her alone. I mean, like, sometimes people unintentionally flash their coworkers, you know? If those people can go without notice at work (other than maybe someone who has a "secret" crush on the person and pays attention to their every move), Britney should be able ( ... )

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juliet_demarcus December 2 2006, 01:13:35 UTC
Haha, you are too funny! Shit, you totally freaked me out at first with that whole "secret" crush coworker flashing thing (I'll have to tell you why later) but I thought maybe you'd read my mind from the other day and I was like "OMG HOW DOES SHE KNOW...SHE REALLY IS A WITCH!" I'm laughing at myself because I had a totally deer in headlights look over here when I read that. :D I'm clearly going on not enough sleep and too much chocolate. Then I realized you meant me flashing B the other day.

Yeah, Britney Spears and I are two of a kind!

You are so crazy with this birthday party. You crack me up. I thought we were doing the party for every holiday instead?

Yay you tease me now! You like me! You really, really like me! Wait,...shouldn't I have a little golden statue of some kind right now?

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drownyourfears December 2 2006, 01:41:49 UTC
HAHA! Me - a witch! Ah, that would be fun. I have to know about the secret-crush-coworker-flashing mind-reading deal. The suspense is already killing me! But seriously, I'd love to be a witch. You and I probably have some sort of unconscious ESP anyway...or maybe it's just me. Or maybe it's the fact that people see us as "partners in crime." That's kinda cute. Haha. And the party thing is really for your birthday. All the other holidays are just going to be in there to confuse you.

I can make you a little statue if you really want one. Either that, or just get you another troll! :)

I think I'm going to dress up as Spike for your birthday party.

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grymattrprophet December 1 2006, 05:37:13 UTC
I concur... I mean I try. Sometimes.

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drownyourfears December 1 2006, 05:48:32 UTC
And no, G, I'm not paranoid. You could have some sort of terrorist alien spawn running around and maybe only Matt knows about them. Maybe you impregnated Matt with those alien terrorists, and he's holding a secret grudge against you and is subliminally trying to warn me. I think that's something to question.

I guess I'll still like you. Just keep your alien sperm away from me, please.

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