But DAMN!

I'm bored.

I contracted a virus.

I threw up 5 times in 3 hours.

And then the doctor had to shoot me in the ass with medicine.

Moral of the Story:

WASH YOUR HANDS!

(This stuff is going around Pine Bluff and it doesn't play...)

I got found a 10 week paid Internship in Native American Anthropology at the

Smithsonian!!!!

I want it!!!

Pine Bluff sucks.

I had to have dinner with the Step-Asshole and Mom tonight.  More holiday politeness.

BUT THAT'S OKAY!

I JUST MADE

MY BEST FRIEND

MY FACEBOOK GIRLFRIEND!!!

(HA HA!)

So, now Elizabeth Pascale is going out with me and my world is much brighter!

::birds chirp::

le sigh....* I'm a nerd

NOTE TO BRANDON C:

I was tying to aviod ( Read more... )

I say it every year and I will say it again ( Read more... )

I have been doing that A LOT lately. (Good or bad? Who's to say ( Read more... )

Last night, I got tired of my hair. So, I went into the bathroom across from my room and cut the shit off ( Read more... )

I just saved a lot of money on my Art History Textbook by buying on Amazon.com

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Clafication:

I got it for $ 3.97

(((gasp)))

The reign of Dr. Ann "Tyrannt on the Poetic World" Savers has come to an end.

I can read only the poetry I like.  Yay!  No more Milton or Wordsworth.

Example of Dr. Savers' Evil-ness:

A question of the final-  Who was Ernst Hellballio (or something like that)
A: The translator of  a poem that we spent very little time on. And by ( Read more... )

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