Brad, if you have the chance to have casual sex in a hot tub with a hot chick, DON'T do it!

According to The Sims, if you do this, you will die, burning, and then death will use your toilet. No one wants that.

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More layoffs at work today! Hooray!

God, this sucks.

My car: Not with the working. Again. I don't want to hear it.

Borrow Sean's car.

On way to work: Flat tire. Change to spare. Flat Spare tire.

I do not win at car.

Happy Birthday, brother. I tell you, I was going to go to the gay cowboy bar again this year, but it just didn't seem the same without you. And while I know I could have found happy homes for $100 worth of $1 jello shots, it probably wouldn't be the best idea.

Hope you're having fun in South Carolina. Happy Birthday.

I was just woken up by my brother, who requested me to break down his bedroom door for him.

....I got nothing here.

Phone has been forgotten. Do not attempt to call, repeat, do NOT attempt to call.

1) Work: Home Mortgage Banking in America right now does not leave one excited, nor secure in the future of the job existing. Nevertheless, my days are filled with web surfing sites I can get to (Gmail, but not yahoo. LJ, but not myspace. I don't get it) and countin down the minutes untill I can flee. If I didn't get massive montly bonuses, ( Read more... )

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Transmission overhaul: at least $1500

So that'll make it $3100 I've spent on car repairs in the last month and a half.

Fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuckers fuck.