I knew it...

May 16, 2009 23:34

At least I have the survival guide...and a machete...

http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,952208-1,00.html

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rotcmom May 17 2009, 11:51:46 UTC
I can't even believe I just read that article. I'm not afraid of zombies, just drugs that make people look like them!

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panheadgirl May 17 2009, 12:02:15 UTC
omg HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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oythegreat May 17 2009, 17:05:37 UTC
You have a machete?

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drrocketanski May 19 2009, 17:34:28 UTC
Of course.

I also have a spear (you know the wedding gift one). But I found that, even though one can carry a concealed weapon in Texas, it is technically illegal to move around in public with a spear.

(I should carry several of them with me, and every time I get in trouble, I should say, "Oops, I did it again.")

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grease_1978 May 20 2009, 14:47:06 UTC
/projectile vomit

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oythegreat May 21 2009, 18:11:23 UTC
I'm torn between worshiping the genius of Travis or just openly weeping.

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dj_89 May 18 2009, 12:17:21 UTC
good thing haiti is an island, that wya if it zombiism ever becomes contagious, we can easily quarantine them. tough luck on the dominican republic though...

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oythegreat May 18 2009, 22:46:29 UTC
I just recently learned that it would be possible for zombies to just walk underwater all the way to the U.S. Watching zombie movies can be fairly educational.

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dj_89 May 19 2009, 14:55:25 UTC
aw dang.
i had some super weird zombie dreams last night because of this post. i was standing on my front porch learning how to slay zombies with my dad's aragorn sword. it was AWESOME.

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drrocketanski May 19 2009, 17:31:35 UTC
Yeah, Dorothy....surprised you didn't know that...sheesh.

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