PART 2

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Russian Sushi Matchmaking anonymous June 1 2010, 03:15:47 UTC
Shizaya, Simon plays matchmakerAccording to the manga's latest scanlation when Izaya was still living in Ikebukuro Simon's been stopping Shizuo and Izaya's fights since high school which always ended with Simon dragging the two of them into his sushi shop ( ... )

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Re: Russian Sushi Matchmaking anonymous June 1 2010, 06:57:02 UTC
LOLOLOLXDDDD Anon here is seconding this like crazy!!! O(≧∇≦)O

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Re: Russian Sushi Matchmaking anonymous June 1 2010, 07:30:02 UTC
I'd love this too xD

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Re: Russian Sushi Matchmaking anonymous June 1 2010, 07:42:26 UTC
This, please! x3

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Re: Russian Sushi Matchmaking anonymous June 1 2010, 09:22:25 UTC
AWWWWWWWW this has to happen!

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Possible writer!anon anonymous June 1 2010, 22:08:53 UTC
HAHAHAHA! I love this! I'll give it a shot in a few days if another anon hasn't stepped in by then XD

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Mezhdu dvukh ogney (1/?) anonymous June 2 2010, 21:40:01 UTC
(Hahaha! I am going to write an English fanfiction about a Japanese conversation that is riddled with Russian proverbs. Let’s do this! Notes in the “footnotes” section explain the proverbs. Additionally, I wrote Simon as you may hear a Russian accent in English. I have no idea how word-dropping goes with Russians speaking Japanese. As Simon apparently has an English accent anyway, perhaps it is a moot point?)

The inciting incident started with Colonel Sanders.

Izaya had never been a huge fan of fried food (or fast food in general for that matter), but this made his hatred personal. The Colonel’s grinning, goateed face had left an impressive budding bruise along Izaya’s upper arm, and if the informant didn’t get a move on right now, the smug bastard was promising a bucket of extra crispy concussions and a side order of internal bleeding ( ... )

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Mezhdu dvukh ogney (2/?) anonymous June 2 2010, 21:41:28 UTC
“Sit. Down.” The Russian stated quietly, giving a final yank to Izaya’s shirt and pulling him back to the sushi bar. Izaya sat. Shizuo opened his mouth- his face painted with rage- only to pause as Simon silently leveled a warning finger at him. Shizuo’s mouth clicked shut. Simon regarded the two for a moment, and then broke into a grin. “See? Is nice. Here. Eat and we talk.” The Russian placed several chimerical dishes in front of them that glistened, steamed, and jiggled all at the same time. Izaya, only through great personal effort, managed not to vomit in his mouth ( ... )

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Mezhdu dvukh ogney (3/?) anonymous June 2 2010, 21:42:41 UTC
“Actually,” Izaya mused before realizing it was counterproductive to the argument. It was really just insult to injury that the situation required he work with Shizuo. “…yes. Hate means no making out.” He attempted to distract himself from the fact he was agreeing with the idiot- and poorly at that- by shoving another piece of Russian sushi into his mouth. True to intent, his gag reflex took his mind off the matter.

Simon was looking darkly displeased. “No. All energy you spend- always Izaya Izaya Izaya. Always thinking about. Always obsessing over. Need to acknowledge attraction and act on. No suppress. Suppression is ruining city infrastructure.”

“I’ve been trying to kill him for TEN YEARS,” Shizuo shouted, so irritated by the situation that he smashed the overly ornate tea cup in his fist. “That is not suppression! It is too late to try and play nice!”

“Luchshe pozdno, chem nikogda!” Simon insisted as Shizuo threw up his tea-soaked hands in frustration and Izaya reflected how he wished he could die from eating this disgusting ( ... )

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Mezhdu dvukh ogney (4/?) anonymous June 2 2010, 21:43:34 UTC
“All you need to know is you are going on date. You will enjoy date. You will report events of date back to me. And you do it all in next week, or I come up with something for you ( ... )

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Mezhdu dvukh ogney footnotes anonymous June 2 2010, 21:45:10 UTC
Any native Russian speakers out there, or students studying Russian? Please feel free to correct any mistakes I’m sure are present:

Mezhdu dvukh ogney- literally between two fires- “between a rock and a hard place”
V chuzhom glazu sorinku zametno, a v svoyom - brevna ne vidat'- seeing the minor flaws of another while ignoring your own major ones
Luchshe pozdno, chem nikogda- better late than never
Vilami na vode pisano- “written on flowing water with a pitchfork” uncertain or unlikely to happen
Kuy zhelezo, poka Goryacho- strike while the iron is hot, amended to “strike while Gorbachyov (is in power)”, a reference to the socioeconomic reform the Soviet Union attempted in the 80’s (and which many believe ultimately led to its downfall)
Likha beda nachalo- Things go from bad to worse (“when it rains, it pours”)
Simon’s seven stumbles- meaning to say nanakorobi yaoki, which equates to “there were seven stumbles, but eight occurred”- essentially “try until you succeed“. Simon used yoki instead of yaoki ( ... )

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Re: Mezhdu dvukh ogney footnotes anonymous June 2 2010, 22:01:17 UTC
OP here, I take my hat off to you, this is absolutely fantastic. And as far as multiple dates or a single date goes, multiple dates with Simon's continued disapproval sound hilarious, but you should write whatever you think would fit the best for the story at hand (alternately what's funner for you to write). I look forward to the next installments!

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Re: Mezhdu dvukh ogney footnotes anonymous June 3 2010, 03:23:31 UTC
♥♥♥ Your Simon is great - loved how Izaya and him conversed a little in Russian, which just made Shizuo more upset XD. Oh, and that Colonel picture!! Looking forward to the rest, whether it be a set of dates or one epicfail! date.

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Re: Mezhdu dvukh ogney footnotes anonymous June 3 2010, 04:42:45 UTC
Holy-- THIS IS BRILLIANT. I LOVE YOUUU. <3

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Re: Mezhdu dvukh ogney footnotes anonymous June 3 2010, 11:54:26 UTC
omg this is just fantastic! <3333

Seriously, I can't wait to read more. I hope that you will update soon ;~; And I loved all of the Russian touches and Erika being the supervisor of their date haha. This fic has made me appreciate Simon so much more already.

Not OP but I'd love to see them attempt a few dates (since I can't imagine them getting it perfect on the first try), but I'd love to read whatever you write <3

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Re: Mezhdu dvukh ogney footnotes anonymous June 3 2010, 12:43:25 UTC
ah funny thing, I'm Polish but i figured out most of the sayings from the context. it's amazing how similar are our sayings to the Russian ones.

Shizu-chan, Simon, Erika Karisawa, Walker Yumasaki, Colonel Sanders, and Isaac Newton. Izaya’s hit list was growing.

hahaha oh Izaya.

Anyway, this is absolutely brilliant. I can't wait for the date.

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