For some reason (who knows) Shizuo and Izaya are de-aged into being kids. They both end up being taken care of by Dotachin until 'whatever' cures them.
:D Checkups with Doctor Shinra and Nurse Celty a +
He stared at them from the opposite side of the table.
They stared back.
He slowly took a deep breath in order regain his bearings. This was all too surreal. Scientifically, it shouldn’t have been possible. Then again, he couldn’t really recall the more detailed logistics and factors of human development.
Or reverse development.
And so he continued staring at the two children. The slightly taller one scowled with a muffin on hand (his sleeves were rolled up) while the smaller, leaner one fiddled with the fur rim of his overbearingly large jacket in boredom.
“Hey, man,” one of them started. That squeaky voice shocked him from his reverie. “You alive?”
Kadota facepalmed.
Then he slowly exhaled and looked at what should’ve been Orihara Izaya and Heiwajima Shizuo, regressed physically by approximately 16-17 years in age and appearance.
“So, got any ideas?” Shizuo, no longer a blond, asked.
“We didn’t even tell him anything yet, you dumbass.”
He bristled and grabbed a frying pan. ”I’m gonna fucking kill y-““Shizuo.” Kadota
( ... )
Shizuo attempted to look nasty and badass until they got way too close for comfort. Then they tried to pinch his cheeks. Those bitches. Beating them up or scaring them off were non-factors, so he hid behind Kadota’s leg.
Kadota was starting to regret bringing them out with him to the mall to buy some clothes. Then again, like he was going to let them prance around in those oversized getups. Yeah, right. They were safety hazards and he didn’t want any possible liabilities to happen.
But goddamn, this was ridiculous. And it sucked that this was probably the only place he knew of that sold kids’ clothing, so he had to deal with them.Izaya was savoring the attention from Kadota’s shoulders, from whom he was piggybacking. He laughed as he yanked the latter’s beanie off and twirled it around, the girls gushing obnoxiously over his dexterity
( ... )
Arms crossed, Kadota blocked the door to his apartment with his body, Izaya and Shizuo inside and the rest of the group outside. Technically, it was only Erika since the other two decided to wait in the van. Walker was mourning his Yu-Gi-Oh losses during the ride and Togusa just didn’t want to be near Shizuo.
Fucking violent kid.
“You’re not coming in. Maybe some other time, but not today.”
“At least let me take a picture of them in those clothes!” Erika whined with her cellphone on hand. She tried to pry her way through, but he was too heavy. With his feet anchored on the sides of the entrance, it made it all the more difficult for her to get in. It went on for a bit, so Shizuo went to use the bathroom. Izaya watched on in amusement.
“Fine. I’ll consider it,” he said, exasperated. She pulled herself back upright.
”Really?”“Really.” Kadota took a deep breath and closed his eyes as if in intense concentration. A second later, he opened them
( ... )
For some reason (who knows) Shizuo and Izaya are de-aged into being kids. They both end up being taken care of by Dotachin until 'whatever' cures them.
:D Checkups with Doctor Shinra and Nurse Celty a +
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Izaya was off shopping for groceries. Predictably, when Shizuo happened to see him, things went flying.
An awesome chase ensued and then
*Kaboom*
Why are you still looking at this?
The prologue's over.
Captcha: the bagel
...What.
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They stared back.
He slowly took a deep breath in order regain his bearings. This was all too surreal. Scientifically, it shouldn’t have been possible. Then again, he couldn’t really recall the more detailed logistics and factors of human development.
Or reverse development.
And so he continued staring at the two children. The slightly taller one scowled with a muffin on hand (his sleeves were rolled up) while the smaller, leaner one fiddled with the fur rim of his overbearingly large jacket in boredom.
“Hey, man,” one of them started. That squeaky voice shocked him from his reverie. “You alive?”
Kadota facepalmed.
Then he slowly exhaled and looked at what should’ve been Orihara Izaya and Heiwajima Shizuo, regressed physically by approximately 16-17 years in age and appearance.
“So, got any ideas?” Shizuo, no longer a blond, asked.
“We didn’t even tell him anything yet, you dumbass.”
He bristled and grabbed a frying pan. ”I’m gonna fucking kill y-““Shizuo.” Kadota ( ... )
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YAY IT'S GETTING FILLED.
And oh Dotachin, we love those papa bear instincts of yours.
And lol at Izaya and Shizuo. XD Vorona wants to CUDDLE Shizuo, I'm sure.
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”I know, right?”
Shizuo attempted to look nasty and badass until they got way too close for comfort. Then they tried to pinch his cheeks. Those bitches. Beating them up or scaring them off were non-factors, so he hid behind Kadota’s leg.
Kadota was starting to regret bringing them out with him to the mall to buy some clothes. Then again, like he was going to let them prance around in those oversized getups. Yeah, right. They were safety hazards and he didn’t want any possible liabilities to happen.
But goddamn, this was ridiculous. And it sucked that this was probably the only place he knew of that sold kids’ clothing, so he had to deal with them.Izaya was savoring the attention from Kadota’s shoulders, from whom he was piggybacking. He laughed as he yanked the latter’s beanie off and twirled it around, the girls gushing obnoxiously over his dexterity ( ... )
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Update soon please~~
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MORE MORE!!
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/dead
Your awesome killed me
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Lucky. :(
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My block of self-reproducing 1-ups could one up that.
Yeah.
Totally.
Maybe.
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Arms crossed, Kadota blocked the door to his apartment with his body, Izaya and Shizuo inside and the rest of the group outside. Technically, it was only Erika since the other two decided to wait in the van. Walker was mourning his Yu-Gi-Oh losses during the ride and Togusa just didn’t want to be near Shizuo.
Fucking violent kid.
“You’re not coming in. Maybe some other time, but not today.”
“At least let me take a picture of them in those clothes!” Erika whined with her cellphone on hand. She tried to pry her way through, but he was too heavy. With his feet anchored on the sides of the entrance, it made it all the more difficult for her to get in. It went on for a bit, so Shizuo went to use the bathroom. Izaya watched on in amusement.
“Fine. I’ll consider it,” he said, exasperated. She pulled herself back upright.
”Really?”“Really.” Kadota took a deep breath and closed his eyes as if in intense concentration. A second later, he opened them ( ... )
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