American Idol lacks interesting characters.
anonymous
March 31 2010, 13:07:54 UTC
Requesting a DRRR!! IDOL here. Simon (pfft that's a pun) has to be a judge, but just because they have the same name doesn't mean that he should fill in for Cowell. Izaya can either be a judge or Ryan Seacrest for he loves his humans so much. The rest is up to you.
Make it cracky, anon! I will love you forever if you write this. (/ ^3^)/
Ikebukuro Idol [1/?]
anonymous
April 1 2010, 00:23:33 UTC
“Who’s first?” Namie mumbled, watching Izaya down a glass of water, “There’s not too many people waiting, is there? This is cutting into my spending-time-with Seiji
( ... )
Ikebukuro Idol [2/?]
anonymous
April 1 2010, 00:37:22 UTC
Anri quietly walked into the room, mumbling something incoherent to the judges before she began to sing. Her voice was unbelievably beautiful, even though she had only been singing a five-note scale
( ... )
Ikebukuro Idol [3/?].
anonymous
April 1 2010, 00:49:23 UTC
Mairu and Kururi hurried into the room, jumping over Mikado and Kida. “We’re here!” Mairu announced proudly, “We’re here, and we’re going to sing a duet together!”
Namie stood up to object. Before she could even open her mouth, they both began shouting a jumble of Japanese lyrics. Kururi had actually been singing in a normal tone, but that was considered loud for her, so it didn’t matter.
“Hold up,” Mairu frowned, “we’re singing the one, not the the one.”
Kururi uttered a barely audible “Oh, sorry (I must’ve forgotten They began to sing again, loudly and off-key. When they finally finished, Izaya was the only one applauding crazily. “Terrific job
( ... )
Ikebukuro Idol [4/?]
anonymous
April 1 2010, 01:07:04 UTC
In New York
“I think I rather like New York,” Izaya nodded, “I wonder if the people here can sing as brilliantly as Mikado.”
The other judges sighed dreamily. “No one can beat Mikado,” Namie declared.
Izaya shrugged.
“THE FIRST MIRACLE WAS--” Erika belted out loudly, sending the judges nearly toppling out of their chairs, “THAT YOU WERE BORN!”
She stood before them dressed up as Kagamine Len, complete with a platinum blond wig. Walker sauntered in after her dressed as Rin, who was there to use as a prop more than anything else. “THE SECOND MIRACLE WAS. TIME WE SPENT TOGETHER-”
“You can stop,” Namie said politely. Erika did so.
“I flew here with Walker all the way here from Tokyo! We missed the Ikebukuro auditions, so that kind of sucked
( ... )
Ikebukuro Idol [5/?]
anonymous
April 1 2010, 01:17:48 UTC
The judges watched Erika fly out the door in dramatic slow-motion, and also watched as she fell to the ground and began to cry. Mika carefully stepped over the sobbing heap with Seiji close behind her, chirping happily about how she was going to become an idol
( ... )
Ikebukuro Idol [6/?]
anonymous
April 1 2010, 20:35:28 UTC
“I need more water,” Izaya announced loudly. One of the cameramen hurried off, while Togusa was hurriedly shoved through the door.
[Hello!] Celty typed frantically, [What’s your name?]
“It’s-”
[Okay!] Celty jumped. Togusa stared.
“GO, TOGUSA!” Erika screamed. Walker shouted along with her.
“… do I seriously have to sing?” Togusa asked. Izaya nodded, staring down at an irrelevant paper about collectible key chains.
“Go on.”
“La.” Togusa said lamely.
“If you become a star, you could meet Ruri!” Erika clapped. Togusa instantly began to sing.
“La, la, LA,” Izaya began singing along with Togusa, giggling between every ‘la’. “Namie, lalala, aren’t I a good singer? Lalala, I am, right, Shizu-chan
( ... )
Ikebukuro Idol [7/?]
anonymous
April 1 2010, 20:59:52 UTC
“But you’re too old for Ikebukuro Idol.” Izaya informed from where he laid on the floor. Erika rushed back.
“Wha- no! Impossible!” She argued. “I’ll give you information on Walker. And Mikado, and Kida, and Anri. And Dotachin! Kida has a car fetish! Izaya wrote this down. “Awesome. But Togusa still can’t be on Ikebukuro Idol
( ... )
Ikebukuro Idol [8/?]
anonymous
April 2 2010, 00:04:23 UTC
Kida, Mikado, Anri, Mika, Erika, Walker, Togusa, and Kadota all sat around a table, trying to decide room arrangements even though they all already lived in Ikebukuro. Why pass up the chance to live in a fancy house for a few weeks
( ... )
Make it cracky, anon! I will love you forever if you write this. (/ ^3^)/
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Namie stood up to object. Before she could even open her mouth, they both began shouting a jumble of Japanese lyrics. Kururi had actually been singing in a normal tone, but that was considered loud for her, so it didn’t matter.
“Hold up,” Mairu frowned, “we’re singing the one, not the the one.”
Kururi uttered a barely audible “Oh, sorry (I must’ve forgotten They began to sing again, loudly and off-key. When they finally finished, Izaya was the only one applauding crazily. “Terrific job ( ... )
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“I think I rather like New York,” Izaya nodded, “I wonder if the people here can sing as brilliantly as Mikado.”
The other judges sighed dreamily. “No one can beat Mikado,” Namie declared.
Izaya shrugged.
“THE FIRST MIRACLE WAS--” Erika belted out loudly, sending the judges nearly toppling out of their chairs, “THAT YOU WERE BORN!”
She stood before them dressed up as Kagamine Len, complete with a platinum blond wig. Walker sauntered in after her dressed as Rin, who was there to use as a prop more than anything else. “THE SECOND MIRACLE WAS. TIME WE SPENT TOGETHER-”
“You can stop,” Namie said politely. Erika did so.
“I flew here with Walker all the way here from Tokyo! We missed the Ikebukuro auditions, so that kind of sucked ( ... )
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God this is amazing, kept lol'ing throughout. I especially loved the “You’re going to Hollywood, Kida! Get the fuck out of here!” in the beginning.
Son, I am not disappoint.
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And Celty as the host! That should be very interesting. :)
As promised, I love you forever writer!anon~!!! <3<3<3
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NO WORDS.
ffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
This is so great I can't even...
Mikado is so moe. ♥
And Izaya and Mairu and Kururi olololol.
EPIC WIN
There better be more. ;_;
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I'm literally crying here, this is cracking me up so bad
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[Hello!] Celty typed frantically, [What’s your name?]
“It’s-”
[Okay!] Celty jumped. Togusa stared.
“GO, TOGUSA!” Erika screamed. Walker shouted along with her.
“… do I seriously have to sing?” Togusa asked. Izaya nodded, staring down at an irrelevant paper about collectible key chains.
“Go on.”
“La.” Togusa said lamely.
“If you become a star, you could meet Ruri!” Erika clapped. Togusa instantly began to sing.
“La, la, LA,” Izaya began singing along with Togusa, giggling between every ‘la’. “Namie, lalala, aren’t I a good singer? Lalala, I am, right, Shizu-chan ( ... )
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“Wha- no! Impossible!” She argued. “I’ll give you information on Walker. And Mikado, and Kida, and Anri. And Dotachin! Kida has a car fetish! Izaya wrote this down. “Awesome. But Togusa still can’t be on Ikebukuro Idol ( ... )
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Win anon is made of win!!
Love your tragically beautifuly vocally equiped singer.
Mikado is <333
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