Twilight of peaceful times [1/?]
anonymous
April 30 2010, 16:34:12 UTC
If Izaya was to choose one thing he liked the most, it would be, without a shadow of a doubt, trolling people into oblivion. He considered it something close to an art, only "normal" kinds of art didn't actually make him hard - not that this particular difference bothered him much.
Coming up with new methods of trolling was a pleasure in itself, as it always involved stalking people, making notes of their behaviour and interests, and - in Shizuo's case - pissing them off endlessly. Oh yes. Izaya loved following the blond around, because he was one of the very few people who, when trolled, threw things at him instead of simply staring into space with a dumb expression of horror mixed with bewilderment plastered onto their faces. Not that Orihara didn't enjoy seeing that, why yes, he did, but watching Shizuo pant heavily after chasing Orihara around, with drops of sweat hanging from his wet hair and sparkles of anger in his eyes was more than just a cherry on a top of a delicious cheesecake
( ... )
Twilight of peaceful times [2/?]
anonymous
April 30 2010, 16:35:02 UTC
The girl was watching some kind of a show - Orihara didn't really pay attention to tv programms, unless they involved Shizuo's brother (it was a part of his "Shizu-chan Great Stalking Mission"), so he didn't know the name of the series.
What Izaya gathered just by looking at the screen was that it starred a handsome young actor with a messy hairstyle and two pointy teeth. It was, apparently, some kind of a love story that involved a lot of chases, a bunch of ridiculously beautiful people and even though he didn't even hear the cheesy lines spewed out by the main couple, it still almost made Orihara's head hurt.
Girls seemed to enjoy it a lot, though. By the end of the episode, there were at least twenty squealing vampire fangirls gathered in front of the shop, some of them still clinging to their terrified boyfriends. Male passersby were looking at the girls with half-amused, half-annoyed expressions and Izaya, doing his best to push the incoming headache aside, was, surprisingly enough, smiling brightly.
Twilight of peaceful times [3/?]
anonymous
April 30 2010, 16:36:50 UTC
Shizuo didn't know much about it (thank god, ancestors and everything ever declared saint and holy), aside from some basic facts: it was a book, a book about vampires, and it made girls go crazy
( ... )
Twilight of peaceful times [4/?]
anonymous
April 30 2010, 16:39:21 UTC
Walker seemed to be on the verge of tears. "This... This Twilight! It converted some of our friends into... Into... Into anime haters!"
"Yea, "anime is not as awesome as Twilight, duh", they say!", Erika added, shaking her head and making a weird, evil repelling gesture in front of her chest.
"And that should be considered a grave sin, or at least some sort of a crime, seriously!", Walker shouted, now with his head on his knees. "And why Edward of all the names? Giving him the same name as Fullmetal's, that's just UNHOLY-"
"- if she adds a character named Roy or something, that would be it, I would sooo stop shipping them - "
The smart part of Shizuo's brain made a very annoying squeal, which sounded more or less like a triumphant I told you to stay away from them" - and let's not forget about Edward from Cowboy Bebop
( ... )
Twilight of peaceful times [5/?]
anonymous
April 30 2010, 16:41:58 UTC
The blond scatched the back of his head. "Yeah... It is kinda hard to believe that there is a human being behind all of this", Shizuo said, pointing at the large groups of fangirls in front of the closest bookstore.
Walker waved his hand, gesturing the blond to look at him. "I refuse to believe that Twilight was created by a human being. I mean, humans created anime, which is superior to everything, that's enough of a proof!"
Erika sighed. "Yeah... It's wild. I mean, almost every girl in Ikebukuro is lusting after some vampire. Who sparkles, can you believe it -"
"- it's almost as if you made a crossover between Hellsing and Cardcaptor Sakura, eeeeewww -"
Shizuo's head informed him with a pang of sudden ache that the unavoidable "too much information" moment is coming.
" - I tell you, it's the time of Armaggeddon -"
" - why there isn't someone like Emma Ai from Jigoku Shoujo in the real life, I'd totally ask her to get rid of that crazy writer - "
" - I wish that woman had at least some decency to put more homoerotic vampire
( ... )
Re: Twilight of peaceful times [5/?]
anonymous
May 1 2010, 07:33:26 UTC
Oh god, I had a stupid grin on my face while I was reading this, and I'm still smiling. Poor, poor Shizuo, I know your pain. I'm looking forward to your continuation, anon, you made my dawn (I need to get a life)
Twilight of peaceful times [6/?]
anonymous
May 1 2010, 10:07:56 UTC
****
Shizuo had had enough.
Putting up with those crazy, obsessed, vampire lovers while he had to do his job - okay, he could live with it, somehow maybe probably - but this was more than enough.
It was 4 a.m. and a bunch of someones in front of his apartament were apparently trying to make him lose his mind. By singing a ballad. About Edward's beautiful eyes and godly chest and radiant skin and- and how the hell did someone manage to come up with something this purple anyway?
Shizuo, barely controling his rage, managed to untangle himself from the sheets - and, trying hard not to pick up the closest object and throw it at the singing fangirls, went to his kitchen.
Oh, Edward, why are you so perfect? Why is your skin shining so brightly~~?
"And why is your brain so rotten", Shizuo asked nobody in particular, almost crushing the glass of water he poured himself a while ago.
Oh, Edward! Your sparkles will forever shine in front of our eyes, because our hearts captured them all~~!"Cursing under his breath, the blond went back to
( ... )
Twilight of peaceful times [7/?]
anonymous
May 1 2010, 10:11:55 UTC
"This. Is. The dumbest thing I've heard in my whole life, including Orihara Izaya's creepy lines, which fucking says something!" the blond roared for the third time and this marked the limit of fangirls' love for Edward
( ... )
Twilight of peaceful times [8/?]
anonymous
May 2 2010, 09:56:31 UTC
****
Twenty-four hours in jail and many explanations later, Shizuo - still pissed off beyond his limits - was back to his apartment.
"I'll fucking strangle that maggot if I ever see him again", he promised to himself while fumbling with his keys; the blond imagined how great would it be to catch the bastard's throat, and almost felt Izaya's milky skin under his trembling fingers
( ... )
Twilight of peaceful times [9/?]
anonymous
May 2 2010, 09:57:44 UTC
And that was more than enough to make him go beserk. With a roar, Shizuo easily picked Izaya up from the messy sheets and lifted him up into the air. "Do I look that gay to you?", the blond growled furiously, his fist closed around the fur of the informant's coat.
Shizuo blinked, when a bright smile appeared on Orihara's face. "Well, let me answer with a question. Do I look like Stephenie Meyer to you?", Izaya asked, apparently not really bothered by Shizuo's hands so close to his throat.
Heiwajima blinked again. "What? No", Shizuo roared, and his grip on the informant's coat tightened. He had no idea what Izaya was driving at - he probably just went totally insane, the blond was expecting that for years - which only pissed him off more
( ... )
Re: Twilight of peaceful times [10/?]
anonymous
May 2 2010, 09:58:48 UTC
The blond cursed silently under his breath, and fighting with the urge to stay asleep, he slowly shook his head. Shizuo's eyes fluttered open - only to land on a smirking, half-naked Izaya, who was sitting at the opposite end of his bed.
This better be a really realistic nightmare, or someone up there in heaven just earned a nasty punch in the face. „Finally awake, huh? I think I should've used a smaller dosage of that sleeping agent, you were out for nearly an hour”, Orihara informed him, staring at Heiwajima's body with half-closed eyes. An approving murmur escaped from the informant's mouth and the blond suddenly felt like a caged animal displayed in a zoo.
„You are almost like Bella, you know. A cute damsel in distress. But you are way sexier than her”, Izaya said matter-of-factly, as if he was talking about the weather. Heiwajima's jaw dropped, and the informant, completely unfazed, moved closer to the blond. „My, I think I should fulfill my role as Edward and rescue my pretty Bella, don't you think so?”
Twilight of peaceful times [11/?]
anonymous
May 2 2010, 10:00:25 UTC
"It would be nice if you gave me a few compliments, you know. Like, that my skin shines with thousands of butterfly-like sparkles", Izaya said with a laughter hidden in his voice - and before the blond could call him new, creative names, he took Shizuo into his mouth.
At that point, Heiwajima was more than sure he saw some sparkles floating before his eyes
( ... )
Twilight of peaceful times [12/?]
anonymous
May 2 2010, 10:02:21 UTC
Izaya straightened up - and Shizuo briefly wondered how bad it was that he couldn't take his eyes off the drops of semen trickling down Orihara's chest. "My, Shizu-chan, you should know that vampires should be at least good at sucking", the informant whispered in a soft voice, apparently trying to be sexy - and the blond wished he could say something about him failing at it miserably.
"That joke... was so bad... that Kida kid would be proud of you", Shizuo commented, following Izaya's fingers with his eyes; right now, the louse was licking them for some reason unknown to him, and Heiwajima didn't like the effect his movements had on his poor, poor cock.
"Well, my bad... I apologize! I think I should do something to make up for that", Izaya said with a grin, and the blond was now sure he would not like what Orihara is about to say, or even worse - he would enjoy it a lot
( ... )
Twilight of peaceful times [13/?]
anonymous
May 2 2010, 10:03:00 UTC
"Not sure what to do?", Izaya teased, still smilling. His free hand reached to Shizuo's chest, and then wrapped around the back of Heiwajima's neck, pulling him closer, until their lips met.
Orihara's kiss was hot and a bit salty - which made Shizuo remember the informer's mouth on his cock, and he shivered a bit, enjoying the sensation. Izaya's other hand slowly reached for the blond's dick as he guided him to lean over his lanky body.
Shizuo hesitated.
"You are so- you know, all bones and skin, and-"
Orihara brightened. "Aww, so you have no problems with tossing vending machines on me, but you are afraid that your big, nasty cock will - what was that line they use in every lame porn movie again? Oh yes, tear me apart? That's so cute, Shizu-chan!"
Ten minutes ago, Shizuo was pretty sure he couldn't possibly turn any deeper shade of red.
Leave it to Izaya to prove him wrong.
"But you know, I like it rough", Orihara added, licking his lips. "And I enjoy taking risks. And right now I love how very, very risky your cock is", the
( ... )
Twilight of peaceful times [14/?]
anonymous
May 2 2010, 10:04:04 UTC
Heiwajima answered with a growl; his hand landed on Izaya's chest, and he experimentally pinched the soft flesh between his fingers. A soft moan escaped from Orihara's lips, and the blond thought it was kind of cute - which was probably the last word he would come up with when describing the bastard in normal circumstances.
Heiwajima lowered himself and put his face next to Izaya's ear. „Enjoying yourself, huh?”, Shizuo asked, his warm breath on the informant's neck.
„You seem to enjoy yourself... more... my dear, straight friend”, Izaya commented with mocking voice. Heiwajima gasped, when Orihara's teeth closed on his ear, biting it, but not hard enough to draw blood.
The blond raised his head, and looked into the informant's eyes.
„Why... the fuck... are you doing all this,” Heiwajima asked between thrusts, watching Izaya with interest; the louse was keeping his hands away from his dick, as if he wanted to focus only on the blond's cock inside of him.
„Shizu-chan... gets to... fuck me, so it's only fair... I get... to fuck with
( ... )
Coming up with new methods of trolling was a pleasure in itself, as it always involved stalking people, making notes of their behaviour and interests, and - in Shizuo's case - pissing them off endlessly. Oh yes. Izaya loved following the blond around, because he was one of the very few people who, when trolled, threw things at him instead of simply staring into space with a dumb expression of horror mixed with bewilderment plastered onto their faces. Not that Orihara didn't enjoy seeing that, why yes, he did, but watching Shizuo pant heavily after chasing Orihara around, with drops of sweat hanging from his wet hair and sparkles of anger in his eyes was more than just a cherry on a top of a delicious cheesecake ( ... )
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What Izaya gathered just by looking at the screen was that it starred a handsome young actor with a messy hairstyle and two pointy teeth. It was, apparently, some kind of a love story that involved a lot of chases, a bunch of ridiculously beautiful people and even though he didn't even hear the cheesy lines spewed out by the main couple, it still almost made Orihara's head hurt.
Girls seemed to enjoy it a lot, though. By the end of the episode, there were at least twenty squealing vampire fangirls gathered in front of the shop, some of them still clinging to their terrified boyfriends. Male passersby were looking at the girls with half-amused, half-annoyed expressions and Izaya, doing his best to push the incoming headache aside, was, surprisingly enough, smiling brightly.
That was itShizuo was ( ... )
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"Yea, "anime is not as awesome as Twilight, duh", they say!", Erika added, shaking her head and making a weird, evil repelling gesture in front of her chest.
"And that should be considered a grave sin, or at least some sort of a crime, seriously!", Walker shouted, now with his head on his knees. "And why Edward of all the names? Giving him the same name as Fullmetal's, that's just UNHOLY-"
"- if she adds a character named Roy or something, that would be it, I would sooo stop shipping them - "
The smart part of Shizuo's brain made a very annoying squeal, which sounded more or less like a triumphant I told you to stay away from them" - and let's not forget about Edward from Cowboy Bebop ( ... )
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Walker waved his hand, gesturing the blond to look at him. "I refuse to believe that Twilight was created by a human being. I mean, humans created anime, which is superior to everything, that's enough of a proof!"
Erika sighed. "Yeah... It's wild. I mean, almost every girl in Ikebukuro is lusting after some vampire. Who sparkles, can you believe it -"
"- it's almost as if you made a crossover between Hellsing and Cardcaptor Sakura, eeeeewww -"
Shizuo's head informed him with a pang of sudden ache that the unavoidable "too much information" moment is coming.
" - I tell you, it's the time of Armaggeddon -"
" - why there isn't someone like Emma Ai from Jigoku Shoujo in the real life, I'd totally ask her to get rid of that crazy writer - "
" - I wish that woman had at least some decency to put more homoerotic vampire ( ... )
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I want to see what Izaya is going to do. Twilight and DRRR together is so lulz-y.
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I'm looking forward to your continuation, anon, you made my dawn (I need to get a life)
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Shizuo had had enough.
Putting up with those crazy, obsessed, vampire lovers while he had to do his job - okay, he could live with it, somehow maybe probably - but this was more than enough.
It was 4 a.m. and a bunch of someones in front of his apartament were apparently trying to make him lose his mind. By singing a ballad. About Edward's beautiful eyes and godly chest and radiant skin and- and how the hell did someone manage to come up with something this purple anyway?
Shizuo, barely controling his rage, managed to untangle himself from the sheets - and, trying hard not to pick up the closest object and throw it at the singing fangirls, went to his kitchen.
Oh, Edward, why are you so perfect? Why is your skin shining so brightly~~?
"And why is your brain so rotten", Shizuo asked nobody in particular, almost crushing the glass of water he poured himself a while ago.
Oh, Edward! Your sparkles will forever shine in front of our eyes, because our hearts captured them all~~!"Cursing under his breath, the blond went back to ( ... )
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Twenty-four hours in jail and many explanations later, Shizuo - still pissed off beyond his limits - was back to his apartment.
"I'll fucking strangle that maggot if I ever see him again", he promised to himself while fumbling with his keys; the blond imagined how great would it be to catch the bastard's throat, and almost felt Izaya's milky skin under his trembling fingers ( ... )
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Shizuo blinked, when a bright smile appeared on Orihara's face. "Well, let me answer with a question. Do I look like Stephenie Meyer to you?", Izaya asked, apparently not really bothered by Shizuo's hands so close to his throat.
Heiwajima blinked again. "What? No", Shizuo roared, and his grip on the informant's coat tightened. He had no idea what Izaya was driving at - he probably just went totally insane, the blond was expecting that for years - which only pissed him off more ( ... )
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This better be a really realistic nightmare, or someone up there in heaven just earned a nasty punch in the face. „Finally awake, huh? I think I should've used a smaller dosage of that sleeping agent, you were out for nearly an hour”, Orihara informed him, staring at Heiwajima's body with half-closed eyes. An approving murmur escaped from the informant's mouth and the blond suddenly felt like a caged animal displayed in a zoo.
„You are almost like Bella, you know. A cute damsel in distress. But you are way sexier than her”, Izaya said matter-of-factly, as if he was talking about the weather. Heiwajima's jaw dropped, and the informant, completely unfazed, moved closer to the blond. „My, I think I should fulfill my role as Edward and rescue my pretty Bella, don't you think so?”
How about a no„I'm ( ... )
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At that point, Heiwajima was more than sure he saw some sparkles floating before his eyes ( ... )
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"That joke... was so bad... that Kida kid would be proud of you", Shizuo commented, following Izaya's fingers with his eyes; right now, the louse was licking them for some reason unknown to him, and Heiwajima didn't like the effect his movements had on his poor, poor cock.
"Well, my bad... I apologize! I think I should do something to make up for that", Izaya said with a grin, and the blond was now sure he would not like what Orihara is about to say, or even worse - he would enjoy it a lot ( ... )
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Orihara's kiss was hot and a bit salty - which made Shizuo remember the informer's mouth on his cock, and he shivered a bit, enjoying the sensation. Izaya's other hand slowly reached for the blond's dick as he guided him to lean over his lanky body.
Shizuo hesitated.
"You are so- you know, all bones and skin, and-"
Orihara brightened. "Aww, so you have no problems with tossing vending machines on me, but you are afraid that your big, nasty cock will - what was that line they use in every lame porn movie again? Oh yes, tear me apart? That's so cute, Shizu-chan!"
Ten minutes ago, Shizuo was pretty sure he couldn't possibly turn any deeper shade of red.
Leave it to Izaya to prove him wrong.
"But you know, I like it rough", Orihara added, licking his lips. "And I enjoy taking risks. And right now I love how very, very risky your cock is", the ( ... )
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Heiwajima lowered himself and put his face next to Izaya's ear. „Enjoying yourself, huh?”, Shizuo asked, his warm breath on the informant's neck.
„You seem to enjoy yourself... more... my dear, straight friend”, Izaya commented with mocking voice. Heiwajima gasped, when Orihara's teeth closed on his ear, biting it, but not hard enough to draw blood.
The blond raised his head, and looked into the informant's eyes.
„Why... the fuck... are you doing all this,” Heiwajima asked between thrusts, watching Izaya with interest; the louse was keeping his hands away from his dick, as if he wanted to focus only on the blond's cock inside of him.
„Shizu-chan... gets to... fuck me, so it's only fair... I get... to fuck with ( ... )
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