Once upon a fucking time, Samuel L. Jackson was in motherfucking Japan. For some fucking reason. Maybe he was making more AfroSamurai or some fucking shit. Who knows. He's Samuel L. Jackson--he can be in Japan if he wants
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Some little bent was skipping by him in a fur-lined jacket. Little fuck probably jerked himself off to Midsummer Night's Dream' and pretended he was Puck. He looked like one of those types.
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"Hell yeah, you can."
I'm going to have sweet, sweeeeeet dreams tonight ♥
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lmfao
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as are my pants
thank you mysterious author anon
last line is fucking genius, btw. ♥
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I
I JUST
WOW
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FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFf
brb loling forever
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NO
NO
NO
NO
NO
NO
...THIS WAS NOT ALLOWED TO BE SO FUCKING SEXY
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BRB LOLING/DYING
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I tried really hard not to laugh. :|
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BRB DYING WITH THE ALL OTHER ANONS
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JUST.
BEAUTIFUL.
IM SAVING THIS TO MY IPOD SO I CAN READ IT ON THE TRAIN EVERY MORNING.
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I'm pretty sure you've officially won the internet.
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Oh damn. Never has a fill made me laugh so hard. Never.
Glorious, authornon, glorious.
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