He's Got The Urge For Herbal 1/1
anonymous
March 12 2010, 07:57:28 UTC
"YES! YES!! YEE-"
Crack.
Izaya flinched as the sound of his apartment door breaking echoed through his ears. Despite the sudden shock, it didn't take him very long to register just why his door just exploded seemingly at random. Very few things in the world caused stuff like that to happen. Things that wear bartender waistcoats and throw vending machines, usually.
Shit. Izaya wasn't expecting this. He didn't really think Shizuo would go hunting for him outside of Ikebukuro, especially not around two in the morning. Of all the times to play the spanner in the works, why the hell did Shizu-chan have to pick now? It was bad enough that Shizuo broke in at all...
"Izaya, you fucking louse!"
...He just had to show up while Izaya was in the middle of masturbating...
"I found one of your bitches digging through my trash tonight! Tell me what your...What the fuck are you doing!?"
No, wait, OP is not here. OP died. OP is happily floating to a happy place where happy angels with shiny underwear want to hear about HERBAL ESSENCES COMMERCIALS AND HOW, OMG YEAH YEAH, THEY MAKE MY HAIR SOFT.
Re: He's Got The Urge For Herbal 1/1
anonymous
November 22 2010, 07:47:12 UTC
Is the sex in the squeeze bottle thing really true? cuz I googled it and all that came up was lubricants. .////////////////////////. A-ANYWAY! That was hilarious! good job! Anon loves you, anon!
Crack.
Izaya flinched as the sound of his apartment door breaking echoed through his ears. Despite the sudden shock, it didn't take him very long to register just why his door just exploded seemingly at random. Very few things in the world caused stuff like that to happen. Things that wear bartender waistcoats and throw vending machines, usually.
Shit. Izaya wasn't expecting this. He didn't really think Shizuo would go hunting for him outside of Ikebukuro, especially not around two in the morning. Of all the times to play the spanner in the works, why the hell did Shizu-chan have to pick now? It was bad enough that Shizuo broke in at all...
"Izaya, you fucking louse!"
...He just had to show up while Izaya was in the middle of masturbating...
"I found one of your bitches digging through my trash tonight! Tell me what your...What the fuck are you doing!?"
...to Herbal Essences commercials ( ... )
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ffffffffffffuuuuuuuuu
Izaya masturbating to shampoo commercials. ;_;
I figured no one would do this but ffffffffff
So happy. <3
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PPPHHHT. Captcha= masthead theater
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Thanks for doing such an awesome fill, darling writer!anon.
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No, wait, OP is not here. OP died. OP is happily floating to a happy place where happy angels with shiny underwear want to hear about HERBAL ESSENCES COMMERCIALS AND HOW, OMG YEAH YEAH, THEY MAKE MY HAIR SOFT.
Thank you. Seriously.
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A-ANYWAY! That was hilarious! good job! Anon loves you, anon!
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