There was an ear-piercing scream that shattered several windows.
“Oh, Celty. This world just doesn’t understand our love!” Seiji wailed.
In his arms was that jar.
“Surely you understand our plight, don’t you, dearest?”
Silence.
“How dare you speak to me that way!” he shrieked, betrayed. “But I still love you. And I aaaaaaaaalways will. Forever and ever and ever and everrrrrrrrrrrrrr.”
Silence.
“Oh, Celty! Here and now?” he gasped, hand reaching into his trousers. “And with the remote and ice cream?! Ooh, you kinky, kinky girl! <3”
And then the wall to his apartment exploded. He shielded his beloved from the mean, mean gravel with his manly back. When it stopped falling, he spared a glance at his intruder.
“…What is this I don’t even.”
“WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK ARE YOU FUCKING DOING, YOU FUCKING LOUSE?!”A disgustingly
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Shizuo was unfazed even after the fiftieth one was lodged into his gastrocnemius and still continued to scream.
“Come down here so I can kill you!!”
A short-haired woman in a revealing leather corset jumped down from the side of the ship and kicked Seiji in the face. She sidled up to the blond and started dry humping him. Oh wait. Nevermind. It was Izaya.
“Oh, Shizu-chan. You’re making me blush with your naughty words. ♥”
“Shut the fuck up, louse!!!”
“Unf, I came!” he moaned.
“What?!” And then he passed out from all the blood loss. And then Izaya had his evil, evil way with him in front of a gawking Seiji
( ... )
Re: WTF 2/2
anonymous
February 9 2011, 07:16:53 UTC
This is basically the most glorious thing I've ever read! I don't even have words to properly describe how I feel about it. So cracky it's cavernous, but somehow everyone is so in-character. Pretty sure my brain is short-circuiting right now just trying to compute how that's possible. OTL
Crack!fic request of SeijixCelty's Head.
Seiji has a jar of Celty's head and dirt. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRcj6CAhe7s)
Bonus points if everyone is a pirate.
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Where is my Jack/Jar-of-dirt OTP pic? Would try to draw this if I could make my damn scanner work-_-;;
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It was just another day in Ikebukuro.
Birds were chirping.
Streets were bustling.
People were getting run over by Togusa’s van.
Just another day.
There was an ear-piercing scream that shattered several windows.
“Oh, Celty. This world just doesn’t understand our love!” Seiji wailed.
In his arms was that jar.
“Surely you understand our plight, don’t you, dearest?”
Silence.
“How dare you speak to me that way!” he shrieked, betrayed. “But I still love you. And I aaaaaaaaalways will. Forever and ever and ever and everrrrrrrrrrrrrr.”
Silence.
“Oh, Celty! Here and now?” he gasped, hand reaching into his trousers. “And with the remote and ice cream?! Ooh, you kinky, kinky girl! <3”
And then the wall to his apartment exploded. He shielded his beloved from the mean, mean gravel with his manly back. When it stopped falling, he spared a glance at his intruder.
“…What is this I don’t even.”
“WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK ARE YOU FUCKING DOING, YOU FUCKING LOUSE?!”A disgustingly ( ... )
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“Come down here so I can kill you!!”
A short-haired woman in a revealing leather corset jumped down from the side of the ship and kicked Seiji in the face. She sidled up to the blond and started dry humping him. Oh wait. Nevermind. It was Izaya.
“Oh, Shizu-chan. You’re making me blush with your naughty words. ♥”
“Shut the fuck up, louse!!!”
“Unf, I came!” he moaned.
“What?!” And then he passed out from all the blood loss. And then Izaya had his evil, evil way with him in front of a gawking Seiji ( ... )
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NO, THIS MADE MY FUCKING WEEK
Mermaid!Shizu? CARSHIP?!
MARRY ME WRITER!ANON
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should have been cptcool
Amazing work though. <3
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Mermaid!Shizuo
the whole "Japanese-English hybridization"
CARSHIP
PIRATES
I love you, I really do.
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