867-5309 (1/2)
anonymous
March 19 2010, 06:10:09 UTC
For a man who was not yet twenty-five Izaya Orihara was fabulously wealthy. Wonderfully so! He owned a lavish apartment in Shinjuku and a lovely vacation home in Russia, as well as a yacht previously owned by P.Diddy, a dinosaur skeleton auctioned off by Sotheby's, several baseball teams, a million bottles of finely matured rum, a Neanderthal's skull, and part of a communications company. He also invested heavily in stocks and dealt cocaine on the side. Izaya Orihara had so much money he was practically up in his neck to it. But he was always looking to make more. Always. When Namie had sardonically suggested this new business venture he had somehow missed the mocking sarcasm and had eagerly declared that this was to be the new powerhouse of his financial empire
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867-5309 (2/2)
anonymous
March 19 2010, 06:10:53 UTC
"Jenny, I've got your number, I need to make you mine. Jenny, don't change your number. EIGHT-SIX-SEVEN-FIVE-THREE-OH-NINE! EIGHT-SIX-SEVEN-FIVE-THREE-OH-NINE! EIGHT-SIX-SEVEN-FIVE-THREE-OH-NINE! EIGHT-SIX-SEVEN-FIVE-THREE-OH-NINE
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Re: OH, ONE MORE THING
anonymous
March 21 2010, 09:09:13 UTC
It was a culmination of numerous factors, actually! The most prominent of which being the fact that I was sitting there saying "... I don't even know why this is so hot, what the fuck is going on here" and smiling fondly the entire time whilst reading. Not just anyone gets that reaction.
Well, that, and I'm also kind of a secret stalker who's been reading all your fics on here and it seems I've somehow gotten a handle for your beautiful style. There's something very particular about it, and it's orgasmically glorious.
In short: you're fantastic (and I might be on the meme too much)~
Nothing I say will be able to compare to the sojadojosjkofjepic win and general amazingnessness of this fill.
Hopefully, you also think its ~adorable~ that I only waited to comment until after it was confirmed that you're my kink meme waifu (waifu status non-negotiable). I didn't want to be all OH BABY GETTING OUT THE ANTIFREEZE RIGHT NOW SQUIRT SQUIRT HNNNNGHHHH !! and you be someone else or something. And then my comment would look even more creepy than intended, etc...
ALSO, YOU HORRIBLE BITCH. ;_; 867-5309 IS NOW OFFICIALLY STUCK IN MY HEAD.
And I thought Tommy Tutone was his name so I looked it up. Just... what the fuck? Tommy Heath isn't a cool name. Tutone is just like woah, you know that guy is cool. Tommy Heath sounds like a lame fashion designer or a dead actor or something. Not cool. I was momentarily saddened by this
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Re: 867-5309 (2/2)
anonymous
March 20 2010, 05:38:32 UTC
On the kink meme itself or when I de-anon? (dunno how I'm gonna do that yet) ANYWAY, THANK YOU, MY CHILD. You should not be thanking me but the eighties pop gods who made my childhood so glorious. GLORIOUS!
I think I must be the only person on earth who remembers that Tommy Tutone was the name of the band. Now that you mentioned it, I just looked up Tommy Heath on wikipedia...SOFTWARE ANALYST? I guest that mansion in Beverly Hills is out of the question, then.
Re: 867-5309 (2/2)
anonymous
March 20 2010, 06:01:16 UTC
On the kink meme. De-anoning is too hi-tekkkk for me. Actually, who knows, maybe. Wait, no. This is too complicated. I'll think about this when we get to itnidjjfiaejfi something something crossing the bridge at the river.
ALSO, yes. ;_; Tommy Tu..Heath. No longer a cool cat. software analyst, lol.
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I THIRD THIS LIKE ALL BURNING HELLLLLLLLL
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That was -- oh god, so much hotter than it should have been.
YOU WIN THIS TIME. YOU FABULOUS ANON, YOU.
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AND THANK YOU. IT WAS MY PLEASURE ♥
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Well, that, and I'm also kind of a secret stalker who's been reading all your fics on here and it seems I've somehow gotten a handle for your beautiful style. There's something very particular about it, and it's orgasmically glorious.
In short: you're fantastic (and I might be on the meme too much)~
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it's beautiful
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Nothing I say will be able to compare to the sojadojosjkofjepic win and general amazingnessness of this fill.
Hopefully, you also think its ~adorable~ that I only waited to comment until after it was confirmed that you're my kink meme waifu (waifu status non-negotiable). I didn't want to be all OH BABY GETTING OUT THE ANTIFREEZE RIGHT NOW SQUIRT SQUIRT HNNNNGHHHH !! and you be someone else or something. And then my comment would look even more creepy than intended, etc...
ALSO, YOU HORRIBLE BITCH. ;_;
867-5309 IS NOW OFFICIALLY STUCK IN MY HEAD.
And I thought Tommy Tutone was his name so I looked it up. Just... what the fuck? Tommy Heath isn't a cool name. Tutone is just like woah, you know that guy is cool. Tommy Heath sounds like a lame fashion designer or a dead actor or something. Not cool. I was momentarily saddened by this ( ... )
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I think I must be the only person on earth who remembers that Tommy Tutone was the name of the band. Now that you mentioned it, I just looked up Tommy Heath on wikipedia...SOFTWARE ANALYST? I guest that mansion in Beverly Hills is out of the question, then.
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Actually, who knows, maybe.
Wait, no.
This is too complicated. I'll think about this when we get to itnidjjfiaejfi something something crossing the bridge at the river.
ALSO, yes. ;_;
Tommy Tu..Heath. No longer a cool cat.
software analyst, lol.
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