Pursuit of Happiness 1
anonymous
March 18 2010, 19:50:30 UTC
A/N: You can nod without a head, right? Right? Fuck it.
I accidentally typed something something Celty leaned up and kissed him and then I was like olololol. So hard to write characters without heads. ;_;
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“So then I was like,” Izaya threw his back against the wall, “'What are you going to do with me now that you've caught me, Shizu-chan~?' I smirked and bat my eyelashes at him.” Celty nodded.
“And he was all, 'Stupid louse!' All angry and stuff. So hot~!” Izaya mimicked Shizuo's voice. Celty continued to nod. If she had a head, she would have been blushing right now. Not from Izaya's typically ridiculous story that was blown way out of proportion. No, not that. Shinra had wanted to... spice things up a little. And she didn't want to let him down! She was still reliving the horrible experience where she had tried to cook for him and he hated it. This was what wives did for their husbands, right...? She had to do this
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''C-Celty...!' I moan. I'm already inside of you and....hnnnn. I gasp. You feel so goo-...' Izaya grabbed her phone. N-no! Now Celty was really, really going to die.
“What do we have here~?” Izaya grinned and then he covered his mouth in mock-surprise after he had skimmed her last few texts, “Oh, my! Celty you bad, bad girl! Sexting with Shinra in public!? Why, I never-..!” Celty frantically tried to grab her phone from Izaya, however, he kept holding it up higher and out of reach.
“Let's rock Shin-chan's world, shall we~?” Izaya's smirk was evil. Maybe he really was an alien, Celty thought. Yes, that would explain it.
“'F-fuck me harder, Shinra! Oh my God, you're s-so...big! *gasp*!' I type with shaky fingers. My pussy is so wet and your throbbing cock feels so good inside me....hmmmppphhh!'” Izaya read aloud as he typed. Celty fell down to her knees, defeated, by an alien...
Noooooooooo!!!“'Hnnnnghhhh! I feel so full inside and you're fucking me so hard~! Please...please
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AUTHORANON YOU ARE LIKE SERIOUSLY THE COOLEST. that was just the right mix of HOT and LOL and oh, poor Celty.... NEVER CHANGE, AUTHORANON. NEVER CHANGE.
I accidentally typed something something Celty leaned up and kissed him and then I was like olololol. So hard to write characters without heads. ;_;
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“So then I was like,” Izaya threw his back against the wall, “'What are you going to do with me now that you've caught me, Shizu-chan~?' I smirked and bat my eyelashes at him.” Celty nodded.
“And he was all, 'Stupid louse!' All angry and stuff. So hot~!” Izaya mimicked Shizuo's voice. Celty continued to nod. If she had a head, she would have been blushing right now. Not from Izaya's typically ridiculous story that was blown way out of proportion. No, not that. Shinra had wanted to... spice things up a little. And she didn't want to let him down! She was still reliving the horrible experience where she had tried to cook for him and he hated it. This was what wives did for their husbands, right...? She had to do this ( ... )
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''C-Celty...!' I moan. I'm already inside of you and....hnnnn. I gasp. You feel so goo-...' Izaya grabbed her phone. N-no! Now Celty was really, really going to die.
“What do we have here~?” Izaya grinned and then he covered his mouth in mock-surprise after he had skimmed her last few texts, “Oh, my! Celty you bad, bad girl! Sexting with Shinra in public!? Why, I never-..!” Celty frantically tried to grab her phone from Izaya, however, he kept holding it up higher and out of reach.
“Let's rock Shin-chan's world, shall we~?” Izaya's smirk was evil. Maybe he really was an alien, Celty thought. Yes, that would explain it.
“'F-fuck me harder, Shinra! Oh my God, you're s-so...big! *gasp*!' I type with shaky fingers. My pussy is so wet and your throbbing cock feels so good inside me....hmmmppphhh!'” Izaya read aloud as he typed. Celty fell down to her knees, defeated, by an alien...
Noooooooooo!!!“'Hnnnnghhhh! I feel so full inside and you're fucking me so hard~! Please...please ( ... )
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NEVER CHANGE, AUTHORANON. NEVER CHANGE.
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This made me laugh and blush, keep going on writing~
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