High school time : Izaya, Shizuo, Shinra and Kadota having a sleepover at Shinra's place. But Shizuo doesn't know Izaya was invited too. They all play stupid games (pillow fight ?) and Shizuo realises his enemy looks hot when he's not wearing the school uniform. Izaya notices Shizuo wants him and teases him.
The louse sleeps naked and Shizuo can't control himself anymore.
Bonus points if Shizuo ends up fucking Izaya and Shinra watches, fanboying over Shizuo's body functions.
The pillow fight that ensued didn’t go as planned.
Kadota took the pragmatic approach and hid in some obscure area of the apartment as chaos ensued. He played some Go with Celty after he found her. Shinra was fangasming as he dodged most of Shizuo’s attacks and wound up knocking himself out by jumping into a wall lest he wanted his arm to be dislocated by a deadly pillow.
The other two were still at it. Growling, Shizuo lunged at Izaya yet again. He ducked and the blonde went flying out the window in the same manner as the previously aforementioned bottle.
The faint yowling of another dying cat was heard.
Shinra chose that moment to regain consciousness again. “MUFFINS! NOOO!” He wailed. “Shizuo-kun! WHYYY?!”
“Shut the fuck up!” came from someone a few stories below. A familiar pillow sailed into the room again and left a crack on wall, missing Shinra by a few centimeters
( ... )
The panic died down once they started to fall asleep.
Well, Shinra was knocked unconscious with a specially aimed karate chop to the neck courtesy of Celty. He slumped to the floor. Kadota nonchalantly prodded him with his foot before Celty threw a blanket over him.
Shizuo and Izaya quibbled over a vague location around the couch, so Kadota had enough time to reserve a spot in the farthest area of the room away from them. He had asked if he could’ve slept in another room, but Celty typed that she didn’t want to deal with Shinra’s bitching. So he had to stay there
( ... )
It went on for quite a bit. How Kadota stayed asleep remained a mystery to them.
He was actually awake and refused to move. He didn’t want to deal with their bitching for the rest of the night.
Shinra’s notes had already reached the twentieth page before an unsettling creaking was heard in the room. He scanned the room in alarm. Shizuo and Izaya didn’t notice.
It was far too loud to be an intruder. In fact, it actually sounded like shattering…
Kadota was up too, looking worried. He cringed at the sight of the two of them.
“Hey, what’s that?”
They heard it again.
Shizuo pumped harder. Goddamn, this felt good. And Izaya was sprawled in the same position on the couch.
The creaking got worse and then they felt the couch plunging into the floor.
”OH SHI-“ Shizuo yelled before the previously forgotten crater that he made with his backpack caved in and the couch plummeted into the downstairs apartment, taking the two with them
( ... )
Not telling most/some of the Kadota ones though - hint for one of them is that it's on page 22. <3 Where's the fun in it if people actually know everything I did? We're anoning for reasons after all. :)
They all play stupid games (pillow fight ?) and Shizuo realises his enemy looks hot when he's not wearing the school uniform. Izaya notices Shizuo wants him and teases him.
The louse sleeps naked and Shizuo can't control himself anymore.
Bonus points if Shizuo ends up fucking Izaya and Shinra watches, fanboying over Shizuo's body functions.
Big bonus points if Celty is there too.
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This is comedy gold. You are amazing.
recaptcha "responsible zoology" WTF?
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Kadota took the pragmatic approach and hid in some obscure area of the apartment as chaos ensued. He played some Go with Celty after he found her. Shinra was fangasming as he dodged most of Shizuo’s attacks and wound up knocking himself out by jumping into a wall lest he wanted his arm to be dislocated by a deadly pillow.
The other two were still at it. Growling, Shizuo lunged at Izaya yet again. He ducked and the blonde went flying out the window in the same manner as the previously aforementioned bottle.
The faint yowling of another dying cat was heard.
Shinra chose that moment to regain consciousness again. “MUFFINS! NOOO!” He wailed. “Shizuo-kun! WHYYY?!”
“Shut the fuck up!” came from someone a few stories below. A familiar pillow sailed into the room again and left a crack on wall, missing Shinra by a few centimeters ( ... )
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Captcha: gathers moss
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The fuck does that mean?
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Well, Shinra was knocked unconscious with a specially aimed karate chop to the neck courtesy of Celty. He slumped to the floor. Kadota nonchalantly prodded him with his foot before Celty threw a blanket over him.
Shizuo and Izaya quibbled over a vague location around the couch, so Kadota had enough time to reserve a spot in the farthest area of the room away from them. He had asked if he could’ve slept in another room, but Celty typed that she didn’t want to deal with Shinra’s bitching. So he had to stay there ( ... )
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He was actually awake and refused to move. He didn’t want to deal with their bitching for the rest of the night.
Shinra’s notes had already reached the twentieth page before an unsettling creaking was heard in the room. He scanned the room in alarm. Shizuo and Izaya didn’t notice.
It was far too loud to be an intruder. In fact, it actually sounded like shattering…
Kadota was up too, looking worried. He cringed at the sight of the two of them.
“Hey, what’s that?”
They heard it again.
Shizuo pumped harder. Goddamn, this felt good. And Izaya was sprawled in the same position on the couch.
The creaking got worse and then they felt the couch plunging into the floor.
”OH SHI-“ Shizuo yelled before the previously forgotten crater that he made with his backpack caved in and the couch plummeted into the downstairs apartment, taking the two with them ( ... )
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Delicious crack.
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Sheer sexidorableness abounds when those two are involved. Especially together. <3
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Tee hee! GAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY!
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Okay, done.
Holy shit that was fuck awesomedsiafhismifnihdijfida.
BEST SHIZUO EVER
THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BESTgjdofkodslplds
Has anon written anything else for the kink meme?
I DEMAND TO KNOW ALL. ;_;
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Uh, several. Mostly Kadota-oriented. 'Cause he is teh sex.
And that Seiji/Celty's head thing. But I don't recommend it. I was beyond high that time and the utter stupidity would REALLY offend people.
Oh, yeah, and the fill for this too.
http://drrrkink.livejournal.com/377.html?thread=1142137#t1142137
Not telling most/some of the Kadota ones though - hint for one of them is that it's on page 22. <3 Where's the fun in it if people actually know everything I did? We're anoning for reasons after all. :)
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I LOVE THAT CRACK FIC. I LOVE YOU WRITER!ANON
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