IZAYA IS TURNING JAPANESE 1/?
anonymous
March 8 2010, 10:55:42 UTC
A/N: Writer!anon is confused by crack and would rather write copious amounts of smut. So, writer!anon wrote a really cracky version but scrapped it because it sucked. This version somehow ended up (sort of) serious or something and is worse than the original. But writer!anon redeemed (not even)herself by writing another smutty Shizaya on the side. Anyway, bear with me, this gets better... I swear !! I wasn't even going to post this but I promised... ;_; Also, I tried to add parts from the lovely art fill~ ♥
Oh, and Izaya might be a bit OOC but, well, there's no but. He's just OOC !!! (Not while trolling, just later on... ;_; )“Tadaima!” Shizuo greeted no one, he kicked off his shoes and dumped his bag unceremoniously on the floor and marched straight into the kitchen, grabbing his bottle of milk from the refrigerator. His day was awful. Another day of people trying to attack him. No doubt all Izaya's fault
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IZAYA IS TURNING JAPANESE 11/?
anonymous
March 10 2010, 17:40:43 UTC
“Don't you have sisters, Izzy?” Kasuka asked. Izaya looked up, once again, with absolutely no sign of tears on his face, however, his bright red lipstick was slightly smeared
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Re: IZAYA IS TURNING JAPANESE 12/?
anonymous
March 11 2010, 02:10:33 UTC
HOLY--
I-I LOVE YOU ;A;;;;;
YOU MAKE MY DAY MAN, I LOVE THIS ASKFJSDKFDF <<<333 i was in a downer mood, but then they way you write izaya kept making me laugh and ehurhur <<33333 CANT WAIT FOR UPDATE ;U;;
Re: IZAYA IS TURNING JAPANESE 12/?
anonymous
March 12 2010, 14:23:43 UTC
This whole fill is GLORIOUS. Looking forward for more, Anon-san ! Also, /r/ing Shizuo's parents (and Kasuka ?) finding Izaya giving a blowjob to him and Izzy saying he forced 'her' to do it. <3
IZAYA IS TURNING JAPANESE 14/?
anonymous
March 15 2010, 00:10:45 UTC
“R-really..f-fine...” Shizuo replied with his hand still covering his mouth, “Just...just bit my tongue...” Izaya pulled back, and then went forward...back....fuck. How couldn't they hear the slutty suction noises he was making
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IZAYA IS TURNING JAPANESE 15/?
anonymous
March 28 2010, 23:11:33 UTC
“Now, Izzy-chan...” Shizuo's mother began. She sat inbetween the two on the sofa, she faced Izzy. Izaya pulled off confusion really well. It pissed Shizuo off. He knew Izaya was better at this game, but he wasn't going to give in this easily.
“Izzy-chan, what do you think you just did?” His father asked 'her'.
“Hmmm..?” She cocked her head to one side. Mrs. Heiwajima had pulled Izzy out from under the table and furiously scrubbed Shizuo's 'milk' off of Izzy's face while screaming hysterically at Shizuo.
“The...ahem.. the thing you did under the table..” His mother's cheeks were bright red.
“What about it?”
“It's a... private.. sexual thing.” She explained
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IZAYA IS TURNING JAPANESE 16/?
anonymous
March 28 2010, 23:14:09 UTC
Shizuo slammed his bedroom door so hard that the walls rattled. He threw his bag on his bed and kicked his dresser. He was so pissed, he could hardly think coherently. At times like this, his bedroom would have been destroyed seconds ago. However, his parents threatened to kick him out of the house last time. And with all the commotion Izaya's caused... Izaya. He grit his teeth at the thought of him.
Izaya had stolen his book bag after last period. He chased the louse, the louse led him into the principal's office. When he had finally caught the louse, Izaya flipped them over and forced him into a hungry kiss, his knee slipped inbetween the blonde's legs. And that's how the principal found them. Making out on his desk. Izaya weaseled his way out of it and said it was a dare and he didn't know what he was doing or something. While the principal threatened to expel Shizuo next time. Fuck!The worst part was that Shizuo was still hard. He spied the louse's blue and white thighighs on his bed, the ones he had cleaned for him because of
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Oh, and Izaya might be a bit OOC but, well, there's no but. He's just OOC !!! (Not while trolling, just later on... ;_; )“Tadaima!” Shizuo greeted no one, he kicked off his shoes and dumped his bag unceremoniously on the floor and marched straight into the kitchen, grabbing his bottle of milk from the refrigerator. His day was awful. Another day of people trying to attack him. No doubt all Izaya's fault ( ... )
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I-I LOVE YOU
;A;;;;;
YOU MAKE MY DAY MAN, I LOVE THIS ASKFJSDKFDF <<<333
i was in a downer mood, but then they way you write izaya kept making me laugh and ehurhur <<33333 CANT WAIT FOR UPDATE ;U;;
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Also, /r/ing Shizuo's parents (and Kasuka ?) finding Izaya giving a blowjob to him and Izzy saying he forced 'her' to do it. <3
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Oh Kasuka, so blunt. I'm amused how the parents are falling for the sob stories, but he's having none of it.
/And I'm rather late, but that thighfuck was just fffff. In those stockings! <333
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BUT GOD that was HOT
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This is so fucking hot.
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“Izzy-chan, what do you think you just did?” His father asked 'her'.
“Hmmm..?” She cocked her head to one side. Mrs. Heiwajima had pulled Izzy out from under the table and furiously scrubbed Shizuo's 'milk' off of Izzy's face while screaming hysterically at Shizuo.
“The...ahem.. the thing you did under the table..” His mother's cheeks were bright red.
“What about it?”
“It's a... private.. sexual thing.” She explained ( ... )
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Izaya had stolen his book bag after last period. He chased the louse, the louse led him into the principal's office. When he had finally caught the louse, Izaya flipped them over and forced him into a hungry kiss, his knee slipped inbetween the blonde's legs. And that's how the principal found them. Making out on his desk. Izaya weaseled his way out of it and said it was a dare and he didn't know what he was doing or something. While the principal threatened to expel Shizuo next time. Fuck!The worst part was that Shizuo was still hard. He spied the louse's blue and white thighighs on his bed, the ones he had cleaned for him because of ( ... )
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I like how you included the titular song in the fic, too~!
And typical 'Izzy', always making sure they get found in compromising situations.
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