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Tsukumoya/Izaya anonymous May 14 2012, 00:34:05 UTC
I just... need more of this pairing, okay? and some that I haven't written myself ahahaha, obvious anon is painfully obvious but doesn't care

So, what I'd like to see is something with high school Izaya. And him just being a spectacular little manipulative shit on the internet and coming across that one guy that he can't seem to get anything over on. And lots of bitching and sniping and (attemptive) trolling the hell out of each other.

Online genderswap antics in the midst of all these trolling attempts = bonus points.

Sort of a possible (and you know, probably AU-ish) first contact I guess. I will give all my love if someone makes this happen. There just needs to be more stories about these losers.

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Re: Tsukumoya/Izaya anonymous May 14 2012, 09:10:02 UTC
I respect your fics so damn much. I always have shitty update schedules when I write because of school and work and stuff, but I'm going to try and write something for you. Because I love you. So much. You need to have my babies or something. Or I can have yours. If you prefer. Because some people don't wanna have babies. ._. I should stop ranting. I LOVE YOU.

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OP anonymous May 14 2012, 21:24:33 UTC
However long it takes. HOWEVER LONG IT TAKES. I will be quietly anticipating whatever may come of this. And loving you right back. ♥

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Re: Tsukumoya/Izaya anonymous May 14 2012, 13:59:52 UTC
Not OP is excited that someone is going to write this >:'D YOU ARE SO FULL OF WIN
Anon might draw a little something for this because she loves this pairing to death now thanks to OP

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Do I Dare Disturb the Universe? 1/? anonymous May 21 2012, 13:06:19 UTC
When Izaya discovered the internet he immediately fell in love. As a studier of human behaviour he took as many opportunities to watch people as possible, attempting to figure out the inner workings of their minds. A conglomeration of their words, expressions, body language and actions that created the unique beings that Izaya loved more than any other. The internet though, seemed to be a place where people would share their most intimate secrets without a second thought. Hidden behind the mask of anonymity, humans would tell all. Izaya was content to merely browse blogs and forums; reading but not interacting ( ... )

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Do I Dare Disturb the Universe? 2/? anonymous May 21 2012, 13:07:14 UTC
Months had passed. Izaya was continuing with this line of intervention. Happiness was all the same, was predictable. But everyone acted differently once you fed on their insecurities. It was addictive, and Izaya was hooked. At any time he would have about five people he spoke to. Every one of them knew a different Izaya, and all by a different name. Sometimes he was a male, sometimes a female, one time he was even a male to female transgender. Every case would end differently, that’s what Izaya loved. Some he would hear about on the news, others he would lose contact with as they took matters into their own hands. Others believed that they could beat Izaya at his own game. They were the most fun ( ... )

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OP anonymous May 21 2012, 21:55:34 UTC
Ahahaha. Oh man. I am so bad at leaving worthwhile comments because all I want to do is make cooing noises about how Izaya is my favourite horrifying little shit and oh he is so in over his head and he doesn't even know it.

Ugh. Precious babies, I love them forever. I love YOU forever author anon! ♥ ♥ ♥

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Do I Dare Disturb the Universe? 3/? anonymous May 26 2012, 05:17:42 UTC
It was risky to try to pull a trick like that on someone who had found out his real name with no hints. If they knew that much then it was also highly likely they knew that Izaya had nothing up his sleeve. But his nature wouldn’t allow him to back down from a direct challenge. This Tsukumoya person was obviously flouting their power in his face. Izaya knew because this was a trait he also possessed.

He wasn’t quite sure how to feel. If he were someone to believe in a concept like karma, perhaps he would have laughed at the justice of it. For months he had tortured people on the internet, finding out all about them, poking and prodding them until they gave him a reaction. He had done it without remorse, finding enjoyment out of it even. And now, it seemed he had dropped the ball and was having his own moves used on himself. A noise from his computer alerted him to the new message.

Tsukumoya Shinichi Please, don’t insult us both with that tired out old trick where you pretend to know everything that is going on. Just admit that for ( ... )

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OP anonymous May 26 2012, 21:17:54 UTC
Eeee. I'm just sitting here cooing "babies babies babies babies~ ♥" because my brain can't manage much else at the moment. Shinichi is just such a perfectly smug little shit all taunting Izaya by bringing up his sisters and, and... FEELINGS! I HAVE A BUNCH OF THEM!

Ugh. I love you okay.

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Do I dare Disturb the Universe? 4/? anonymous June 7 2012, 08:50:57 UTC
School was hard to get through the next day. Izaya found he couldn’t concentrate on anything, even his classmates who were so fascinating to him. No matter how much he tried, he couldn’t stop thinking about the person who had confounded him so much the previous night. He couldn’t even find the heart to tease Shizuo, merely avoiding the desk that was thrown his way out of habit ( ... )

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OP anonymous June 7 2012, 09:35:49 UTC
Just take however long you need because this is fabulous and I am never going to go away and never stop loving this and you. So there.

And I know I say this every time but GOD I love Izaya being an obnoxious little shit. XD It's just so wonderful.

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Do I Dare Disturb the Universe? 5/? anonymous July 4 2012, 05:42:16 UTC
It was late when Izaya got home. Nine o’clock at night, to be exact. Shizuo had chased him through the entire city, in his uwabaki no less. Izaya had at least had time to dart past Shizuo and change his shoes, something he had become exceedingly quick at doing.

When he finally glanced at the time, he realised that his IP ban would have been lifted an hour ago. His stomach rumbled, protesting about the lack of food and the excessive physical exertion, but he was intrigued to continue the discussion from last night.

Orihara Izaya, reborn!

Tsukumoya Shinichi
So, did you enjoy yourself? I warned you not to pick a fight you couldn’t win.

Orihara Izaya
I didn’t pick a fight. Shizu-chan is just a monster.

...

How did you even know about that, anyway?

Tsukumoya Shinichi
Actually asking me? Well this doesn’t sound like you. Since you asked me so nicely, I’ll let you figure it out yourself.

Orihara Izaya Ah~ So cruel... And I even asked, too. Will you at least tell me how you found out that bit of information on Seiishiro ( ... )

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OP anonymous July 5 2012, 05:37:52 UTC
Oh hell, I've been slack in checking. Usually I'm all over this immediately when it gets updated. Bad, bad, bad OP.

Anyway, ahhh my precious babies! ♥ Never stop, never ever ever stop. I wish I could say more than that but I fail at intelligent comments forever so I'm just gonna sit here quietly and coo.

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