So quiet ( Read more... )

I can't sleep. It's humid and uncomfortable, and since I was hung over as hell today at work I came home and napped. I am thinking a lot, I hate when I have nothing to do but think, it gets my brain wired. Pride was fun for sure, I apologize to those I saw but didn't actually "see". I was very very intoxicated. Stephanie leaves tomorrow for ( Read more... )

So I figure an update is important, since it's been awhile ( Read more... )

Ditching work early is fun. Especially when you do it to have lunch with a fucking hott girl. :) Good things *and bad things hehe* usually come in three's...Amanda, Sam...I wonder who will be next?

*giggles like a schoolgirl*

I'm sunburned. How the hell did that happen ( Read more... )

So it's about 5am on Sunday. I'm getting up for work this morning. And Amanda is still in my bed. Who's Amanda, you may be wondering ( Read more... )

OH MY FUCKING GOD.

If you do nothing else with your life you MUST do this:

Smoke a bowl and watch the movie, "TARNATION"

It is the most fucked up beautiful thing on the planet.

DO IT NOW!!!!!

Maybe different, but remember ( Read more... )

****pants****


( Read more... )

Ok, so I need to write a 5 minute speech for tomorrow. Only problem is, I can't think of anything!! It's got to be an entertaining speech...things like dating blunders, speech class, vacations, or anything you find humor in have been given as examples. PLEASE HELP ME!!! These topics do no good for me. I've scoured the internet for more samples ( Read more... )