Smax Attax Robot Contest

[drsmax]

Smax Attax Robot Contest

The Winner: The designer of the most impressive looking laser-wielding, earth destroying robot.
The Prize: You'll see.
The Deadline: Whenever
The Rules: I make 'em up as I go along. As do you.

Comments

[fuckyouimgod]

where do you send them?

He's wielding a 'laser' of sorts.

[snizzpod]

Re: He's wielding a 'laser' of sorts.

[drsmax]

and destroying the earth

[sinisteralien]

This is, of course, The Nihilist II robot.
As anyone familiar with the more popular Nihilist One model can see, this experimental bot comes in red and includes a lazer sword capable of cutting through relatively thick pourous membranes.
Without prime directive seven (a standard protocal in all Japline Brand Robots to this point), there is nothing holding The Nihilist II back from terminating this puny planet and establishing a colony of super-intelligent apes on a rougue moon.

The Japline corporation appreciates your patronage and encourages you to look over our various other models of combot robots and androids.