Jesus MSN Christ

[drsmax]

I'm checking my MSNhotmail and then the MSN popup announces "Only on MSN - How Jesus became Christ: The Epic Story" and I'm all like "Only?" and  "Only on MSN?? What about The Bible or, like Mel Frickin' Gibson!?!?"

And God is all like

Dear Bill Gates,

Here come the lightning bolts.

Love,

I Am Who Am

Zap!

Comments

[professormass]

Y'know, every time I see the whole "I Am Who I Am" thing, I just can't help but think of the Christian god as being some sort of uber-Popeye.

"I yam what I yam! Satan! Why, I oughtta...!"

Sodom and Gomorrah, as done to the "Popeye eating spinach" tune.

[kaymyth]

Alternatively, you could be like me and picture him as a psychotic little furry guy who speaks in rhyme, offering people green eggs and ham.

[drsmax]

All we need is a third version and we're talkin' Holy Cartoon Trinity.

[spasmsproject]

IAMS Cat Food used to have a cartoon cat...

[transient_poet]

Didn't you know, MSN stands for My Saviour's Network?

[drsmax]

I do now!

[bzoppa]

Did you post this on Easter on purpose?

[drsmax]

Yes!

That's just too bad

[hentaikid]

God should've read the MSN TOS, now the copyright to the story belongs to Bill.

Re: That's just too bad

[kordos]

If the next windows OS comes with a electronic bible then thats it, screw thou shalt not kill