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Happy Darth Day
I hereby call dibs on the following Sith-lord names:
- Darth Smax (naturally)
- Darth Sarcasm
- Darth Sanchez
- Darth Rooney (From Sith-ty Minutes)
- Darth Doggy-Dog
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The Tornado Sutra of the 69th Patriarch of Klang
The Tornado Sutra of the 69th Patriarch of Klang
Translated into English from Yemmish by Baruch Spinoza and Benjamin FranklinThe Tornado Sutra contains 7,000 enumerated propositions each of which have exactly 21 words all of which are bi-syllabic (this was true of the Yemmish edition as well). The first 500 propositions of The Tornado Sutra ( Read more... ) -
liftftg
liftftg
I had this weird dream in which a mathematician told me to look up the word "liftftg" in the dictionary. The dictionary said that a liftftg is a thing that is not an argument but nonetheless has the force of an argument. I asked the mathematician if a poem could be a liftftg.
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Blow up the ocean
Today is Earth Day. Earth Day is stupid.
Pave the world, I'm going to space.
